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Our Girl and Captain James Discussion thread Volume VI

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icemist · 05/12/2014 13:55

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl related

Honorary Members of the CJ Collective:
Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner

Our Girl and Captain James Discussion thread Volume VI
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orphan · 09/12/2014 20:50

My vote's in and counted. I'm very slightly a Cumberbitch just cos i think he's a great actor and hedoes look like an otter and I love otters.Smile
But of course, CJ is in a class of his own, looks-wise, phwooarh-wise and bulge-wise.
Am literally counting down the days til I get him in my stocking.

Ilovelblue · 09/12/2014 20:55

Programme on BBC3 at 9pm tonight about the end of the war in Afghanistan. Looks as if it may be quite harrowing.

icemist · 09/12/2014 21:04

I do the 'what did you watch on TV yesterday' surveys occasionally, I made sure I did all the ones after Our Girl- in the hope that programme makers might see my little vote and comments. It was pretty massive on twitter and tumblr whilst it was on and for a week or so later. It was ignored completely by Digital Spy- not sure why, although they do love Downton on there. And they apparently get figures on the viewings of iplayer too. It took 6 months for them to greenlight this series after the 'tv movie' was aired, so there is plenty of time for them to say 'new series' please...although as we have all said many times before, it did appear to have reached a conclusion already

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icemist · 09/12/2014 21:32

been having a 'discussion' on twitter with some of the anon lot- they reckon your ISP will count multiple times. I have tweeted Radio Times to clarify.yes its only a popularity poll but would be nice to be in the final

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Nickel45 · 09/12/2014 21:50

Changing the subject completely, but I love the comments on SPOs zombie fic, you'll have you own fan club soon, SPO .... Quite deservedly!

Right, off to write some Christmas cards ... really must start to get this Christmas thing sussed!

Rhubarb01 · 09/12/2014 21:54

It seems to me that if the twitter group put half as much effort into fundraising as they do to bombarding the BBC they probably could have raised the money to pay for another series by now!

icemist · 09/12/2014 22:05

I know Rhubarb it does tickle me... its like a group of teen girls trying to get the object of their crush to notice them!

It must annoy some of the people they include in all their tweets

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icemist · 09/12/2014 22:08

oh yes the comments on Our Zombie Girl are brilliant! I did tweet the link to TG but he never remarked on it....he might have looked though you never know

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apsara03 · 09/12/2014 22:19

Indeed SPO excellent comments. You should be proud of the writer you have become Xmas Smile
I've voted on every device on wifi and 3G. Hoping it does make the BBC commissioning editors think. OG had had broader appeal than they were expecting and is refreshingly different from a lot of Sunday evening TV

Ilovelblue · 09/12/2014 22:20

Love your comment Rhubarb!

Not sure I can watch any more of the BBC3 programme on Afghanistan. It has been amazing but very harrowing. I am impressed with how realistic OG was when you watch programmes such as this. Obviously, the injuries on this have been stomach-turning and you might not want that on a Sunday night drama but the technical terms they've used etc are spot on.

When CJ threatened about latrine clean and it showed on this programme what the toilets actually looked like in FOBs, it was not a pleasant duty!

One of the soldiers said he carried 120lbs of kit. Isn't that over 8 stones in weight?

Rhubarb01 · 09/12/2014 22:22

Definitely joking but how do we know that he hasn't got all his best ideas for another series from reading fanfic? If another series suddenly goes off into the realms of Zombiedom we will probably know he was reading.

In reality, as no one has any copyright over anything posted on fanfic I suppose he could use whatever ideas he liked although, in all seriousness, unless he has completely given up on the idea of another series I expect he would avoid it like the plague! If I was a serious writer, I definitely wouldn't want to know what other people were doing with my creation unless I was certain I wasn't going to write anymore.

Rhubarb01 · 09/12/2014 22:25

I did once pick up a soldier's backpack when he was on exercise (It's sort of related to the D of E comments earlier - a long story!) I pretended it was light as a feather for effect but I did nearly fall over!

Ilovelblue · 09/12/2014 22:37

Rhubarb I am sure that around the time of the last episode, I found an interview he had done with a radio station in (I think) Milton Keynes and he said he had ideas for another series and just hoped the BBC would commission him again. So I guess it's less a problem with him than "waiting out" for the BBC to make their decision. I know we said this weeks ago but I think he sort of shot himself in the foot (if you will forgive the military connotation) by setting the series in the present. He would have been better setting it a couple of years earlier maybe.

Just getting my CJ fix before bed and watching the restaurant scene. Do you think we will still be on here by the time I get to Bailbrook House myself?

Off to bed now. Rearrange this well known phrase "springs, pit and floor".

cjwoofwoof · 09/12/2014 22:48

I defo think there were some leading lines in the last two episodes to keep the storyline going. Eg. When packing away in the hanger in Bastion the platoon talk about the next danger zone being Central Africa; CJ talking to Molly about magical Christmases in Bath etc all could point to new story lines. I don't care if they go to Mars in Richard Branson's rocket as long as CJ is in full combats and headset, looking f.awesome Grin

Rhubarb01 · 09/12/2014 22:52

Its curious that Bluestone 42, also set in Afghanistan, has been commissioned for a third series due next year. Not sure what the story line will be as the last episode finished on a cliffhanger - despite being a comedy. I'll be interested to see what they do with it - just ignore real life events and carry on being Bomb Disposal bods in Afghanistan as before? I suppose they didn't actually ever indicate when it was set but there must be a limit on how long you can use that situation.

Just started giggling as TV is on in background and the narrator just said that Captain James is now the skipper of an icebreaker ferry in northern Canada somewhere!

Nickel45 · 09/12/2014 22:54

I hope so ilove, I like my little sanity checks (!!!?!) from you guys .... I still need you in my life!

Loved your comment, too rhubarb! All the stressing from the FB/twitter crowd does make me feel like I'm not the craziest person around!

I've been watching some of the afghan programs, which I would never have even considered before, and it's incredibly humbling that our soldiers go through all that. I can't imagine it, but OG has certainly opened my eyes to what our armed forces go through. Opened my eyes to a lot more too, but trying to be a tad serious here!!!!

cherin · 09/12/2014 23:01

Talking about our CJ??

I would personally feel privileged if any of our silliness in here or on FF would be of inspiration to anyone...let alone TG! Really, the "what have we just learnt" could go on and on, and I am very happy if anyone reads us and laughs and think about some of the stuff we touched upon :-)

Am also happy with the conclusion of OG. Would not want any second series unless it was equally brilliant. But I am fairly confident that TG will write other inspiring stuff soon.

I like in principle the wider range of opportunities offered to creative people by Netflix and amazon originals etc but I also want the BBC to always be top notch. And that means investing in top notch programmes and writers etc.
(I am not British but I am so proud of the BBC, it's slightly ridiculous....)

Nickel45 · 09/12/2014 23:26

Indeed cherin Smile

I was Christmas browsing, and found this ... Knit your own zombie! Oh yeah!!!

Tim for bed I think, night all!

Our Girl and Captain James Discussion thread Volume VI
Our Girl and Captain James Discussion thread Volume VI
Our Girl and Captain James Discussion thread Volume VI
SPOfficer · 09/12/2014 23:34

Evening all! Not been about because I was putting the finishing touches to this. Hope you enjoy it!

Chapter 2

James opened his eyes and looked across at the members of two section sitting in a line along the bulkhead of the Hercules transporter. Kinders met his gaze and James nodded and half smiled in acknowledgement.

They were nearing the end of their flight to Camp Bastion and James was still reeling mentally from the events which had unfolded over the last 24 hours. He could not believe that the morning before he had been at home in his lumberjack shirt and riggers gloves trying to unblock that troublesome downstairs toilet and now he was back in the army, on his way to Afghanistan and charged with a critical mission. More than any of that though he could not believe that in a few short hours he would be seeing Molly again.

To say the intervening events had verged on the surreal would be an understatement. After Major Morley had left him he had fixed himself a snack and sat down to read his orders. The situation in theatre was much as Morley had described in their brief interview and it was clear that something needed to be done.

His specific orders had, however, nearly made him spit out the Coco Pops he had been munching. It was a typical army response to the chaos of that frantic night at Bastion. Their hair-brained scheme to deal with the zombies then had been turned into a series of regulations and processes, standard orders and specifications. His paddling pool was now a 'Type 1 Portable Rubber Subject Immersion Tank' whilst his lounging position in the water had become the 'Standard Hostile Attraction Attitude' (which had, unfortunately, been shortened to SHAAtt in the instructions).

This suite of instructions would now form the curriculum for their training mission with the ANA, complete with flow charts, diagrams and exercises. Mansfield Mike had already started calling it 'Zombie Studies 101'.

Once he had completed reading his orders James had spent some time planning his approach to the mission. He then grabbed some dinner and had an early night.

The next morning he had woken early, packed a bag and left a vague note for his parents who were away visiting friends. He then headed for the rail station and caught the first train to Aldershot for his appointment with the regimental outfitters.

He had expected a short visit to the outfitters, but was not anticipating a rather thorough measuring session by two giggling female assistants wielding soft measuring tapes. They appeared to be particularly keen on the accuracy if his inside leg and seat dimensions and to ensure his combat trousers 'fitted just right' which turned out to mean on the very low slung side. He feared he may have some difficulty keeping his trousers up unless he stood legs akimbo for most of the tour. Strangest of all, however, was the fact that the shop manager denied having two female assistants working that day when James raised the incident with him.

Once he had the bare necessities of his kit sorted out it was up to Brize Norton to meet two section and prepare for departure. James was keen to see the lads again. They had been very kind in trying to persuade him not to leave the army and understanding and supportive when he had confirmed his final decision.

As he had walked into the departure lounge he was met by Major Morley who indicated that he should follow him into a side room. On entering he was confronted by the very last person he expected to see, Mrs Smith.

James hesitated and looked at Major Morley questioningly. The American nodded "it's Ok Captain, I have asked Mrs Smith here today to discuss a particularly ......delicate aspect of the mission"

James grew even more confused and asked "what aspect?"

Morley turned to Mrs Smith and nodded. She then looked directly at James and began "last time we met Captain was at Dylan's funeral.....I was very upset and said some harsh things"

James shook his head "not at all Mrs Smith, it was a very difficult time for you, I completely understand"

Mrs Smith had nodded and continued "my boys meant everything to me and loosing Dylan seemed like the end. The worst bit was that it all seemed so meaningless, a tiny bleed and gone..."

James pursed his lips "it was a terrible and unexpected tragedy"

Mrs Smith swallowed and looked at Morley "then the Major here came to see me and said that there was a way that Dylan's death could be turned to some good....."

At that point the door to the room had slowly opened and someone came shuffling in slowly. James looked around and started up in horror as a pair of red eyes glared at him from a mucus covered face"

James grabbed a chair and shouted " get behind me both of you. Let me get this seat off and I'll give this monster a new set of antlers!"

Mrs Smith held up her hand "no Captain, look its our Dylan come to help you in Afghan"

James stared in disbelief then slowly lowered the chair. "What have you done Morley. This is monstrous"

"We need to pursue every opportunity to understand and undermine the enemy Captain." Explained the American "We also need to be able to give the ANA the best possible training. What better way than to have a zombie as part of the training detachment"

Mrs Smith had reached out and touched James arm "don't be angry Captain. I gave my agreement because I knew that Dylan would have wanted to serve his country again and stick it to the Taliban. It's also lovely to have a man about the house again, he's no trouble, keeps his room nice and tidy and, because he likes his meat raw, I hardly have to do any extra cooking"

James looked at her and said gently "but look at him....."

"Oh I don't mind that." Smiled Mrs Smith "He always was a bit of a snotty boy and red around the eyes after a good night out"

James had then looked at Morley "but surely he is a danger...."

"No" said the Major "We have been able to modify the pathogen to avoid the more .....challenging behaviours"

James took a long breath, shook his head then shrugged. "Ok but I don't know how I am going to tell the rest of the section or how they are going to react"

"That is something I will leave to you to deal with Captain" said the Major with a smile.

"Thanks a bunch" thought James

James looked at Smurf, or what used to be Smurf. "Say your goodbyes.....private, then join the rest of the section in the departure lounge." He had then nodded to Major Morley and Mrs Smith and walked out.

In the small departure lounge he spotted the group of familiar figures and strode towards them.

Kinders spotted the advancing figure and called the lads to attention. James could not resist a smile and an "at ease you massive cockwombles!"

As they relaxed his smile was returned from every face in the section.

"We knew you wouldn't be able to keep away sir" said Kinders

"One last mission Corporal and I am done" said James

"If you say so sir" returned Kinders with a grin.

Mansfield Mike had then bowled over and shook James' hand. "Would you believe it sir, me part of a crack unit being sent on a special mission"

"Must be an admin error" put in Brains "Regimental clerk thought it said crap unit and put you at the top of the list!"

"Alright you lot" said Kinders "let's get our kit together and....." He had tailed off as he noticed the rest of two section turning as one towards the entrance to the departure lounge and staring open mouthed at the latest arrival.

James had glanced over his shoulder, bit his lip and then cleared his throat. "Two section, we will be joined on this mission by Private Dylan Smith as a um....special adviser. He is one of the team and will be treated as such....that is an order. Carry on Corporal"

Kinders had snapped out of his trance and harried the section out onto the tarmac and into the waiting plain.

Now as they started their decent towards Camp Bastion James' mind was filled with doubts and concerns. Could he ensure the success of the mission, how would the section react to a zombie in their ranks and most of all what in the world was he going to say to Molly?

cherin · 09/12/2014 23:43

SPO!!!! This is AMAZING!! Hilarious! I was ready to hit my pit but now I am awwwing and trying to stop laughing out loud (everybody else asleep!) at the thought of the measuring tape assistants!!! They became literary figures! The stuff of myth! Ahahahah!!!!!
(Am too giggly. Can't sleep)

Nickel45 · 09/12/2014 23:44

Absolutely bloody brilliant SPO, love that you've got you, orphan and richtea (was it those two?!) in! Love it!!

Now gonna read the whole lot again, this is the best!

(DH now moved to spare room, apparently my giggling is stopping him sleeping!!)

AuroraDR · 10/12/2014 00:35

Another brilliant chapter SPO. Really funny.

Rhubarb01 · 10/12/2014 00:52

SPO Brilliant! Richtea and Orphan immortalised in print! And yes, in spite of the late hour I did do Mrs Smith's Welsh accent aloud.

Nickel who's Tim and should CJ be jealous?

Nickel45 · 10/12/2014 00:58

It's late ... I can't spell rhubarb! Smile
CJ ... If only!!!

apsara03 · 10/12/2014 06:20

CPO absolutely brilliant -crying with laughter when I got to the soft tape measures Grin

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