X FACTOR - THE Big Band results. With Band Aid!

[Raahh]

Quick- it's the shitty mime bit!

Awkward fist bump work...

And the literal actions??

Is he going to do the 'rocking a newborn' when he sings the word baby as well?

I like olly

Robbie Williams is currently ranting and raving and chucking beer cans at the screen because Ollly has stolen his career.

Why? Why with the sheckshy walk girl, and the arse grabbing? Why, XF?

The arse grabbing!!

He's gotten a bit chubby, hasn't he?

We love Olly in the Hearts household.

But WTAF were those twerky hip thrusts. Olly stop that immediately.

squoosh so true.

YY Rudolph. An EA or in the car phone warehouse.

Squoosh: DH definitely got the shitty end of that stick. He's mentally scarred from the experience.

Do you think all the X factors winners are sat at home on a sofa made from their unsold singles seething and yelling " you smug third place BASTAAAAAAARD"?

I like that, Noel. Like when you do routines at school.
Love was always crossed hands over chest.

The dancing girls have wet locks too. Maybe the power's gone out in hair and makeup.

He's a stayer, is ONLYEEDEYUNG man. I think they should get him to audition.

Can't stop laughing!

I can't explain my Olly hatred. I just know it's entirely justified.

I was just about to say how I like him nice clean lyrics then he grabs a girls arse.

I'm glad SirBob has dressed up for the occasion.

Won't be much of a video- probably just filmed in the studio.

Someone give Sir Bobbles a pound for a cup of tea.
Why are they caning Olly?

He looks like a man who's had a busy day.

St Bob and Simon in the same room. Like to super collider of egos.

Bob needs a haircut

Good Lord.

DH said that all the children in the cinema were clearly bored by postman pat. And the adults were counting the seconds.

The reason simon wants us to see this, Bob, is because he can see the pounds to be made by being associated with it. But you go on and pretend that simon isn't a cynic if you like.

Jub- it's all those big haired lads - they've been hogging the hair dryers.

Archangel Bob