X FACTOR - It's BIG BAND week! And we've got Mickey Bubbles..sort of...

[Raahh]

Just look at this song list

Andrea Faustini
Summertime (by Ella Fitzgerald)

Lauren Platt
Smile (by Nat King Cole)

Only The Young
I Wanna Be Like You (From The Jungle Book)

Stereo Kicks
Still TBC!

Ben Haenow
Cry Me A River (by Michael Buble)

Fleur East
Bang Bang (byJessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)

Jay James
Empire State of Mind/New York New York medley (by Alicia Keys/Frank Sinatra)

Stevi Ritchie
Mambo Number 5/ She Bangs medley (by Lou Bega/Ricky Martin)

I'm sure an orchestra might be involved somewhere, but most of this list is frankly rubbish. Twice.
Someone got 'Bang' and 'Band' mixed up.
The best one there is 'TBC'

They are all going to be drowned out by the brass section, aren't they?

See you later.

Bring nibbles.

I think so

Evening.

The montage of wailing was an effective summary of last night's show. They should replace the recap with that.

No we need a new one innit? Or too slow.
Raah? Or someone?

One day, Dermie will do that fake ball-kick thing, and fall on his arse .

Evening!

I'm here. No idea why but here.

Oh mebbes is just me and my crappy internets then. As you were.

Oh go on then...I'll start a new one.

Debating whether to have a new thread might be more interesting than the show.

Cheryl's dress looks as if it's attached to her like a paper doll dress.

What do we need a new thread for? This one is perfectly fine.

I'm here too, been a long day, somehow don't think this is going to make it any better!

I gave the same slow threads over 500 posts Rudolph. It's the MN servers I think.

NEW THREAD

Back to the miming I see

Haterz gonna hate. Well, yes - if you sing like that they will.

Thus is the best group mime so far. Faint praise.

I'm here. I've missed a few on here but caught up tv wise.

I reckon Stevi's out tonight.
I'd prefer Clunt or Fleur to go, but apparently Clunt is made of Teflon and I'm missing the fact that Fleur is an amazing talent

Dermie just said "comprising of" which hurt my ears more than this painful rendition of Shake It Off.

Think Simon wants to make Fleur the winner, no matter what.

I want Jai to leave tonight.

DS1 has just stated that Stevi looks like Hayley from Corrie.