X FACTOR - It's BIG BAND week! And we've got Mickey Bubbles..sort of...

[Raahh]

Just look at this song list

Andrea Faustini
Summertime (by Ella Fitzgerald)

Lauren Platt
Smile (by Nat King Cole)

Only The Young
I Wanna Be Like You (From The Jungle Book)

Stereo Kicks
Still TBC!

Ben Haenow
Cry Me A River (by Michael Buble)

Fleur East
Bang Bang (byJessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)

Jay James
Empire State of Mind/New York New York medley (by Alicia Keys/Frank Sinatra)

Stevi Ritchie
Mambo Number 5/ She Bangs medley (by Lou Bega/Ricky Martin)

I'm sure an orchestra might be involved somewhere, but most of this list is frankly rubbish. Twice.
Someone got 'Bang' and 'Band' mixed up.
The best one there is 'TBC'

They are all going to be drowned out by the brass section, aren't they?

See you later.

Bring nibbles.

This song really, really isn't a big band song.

it is drowning her.

Aaah, they are using the rest of the bird killed to make Chezzas frock

In what way is this Big Band?

I think he thinks HE is the Captain.

She's not terribly graceful on stairs, ol'Fleur.

She's gorgeous but c'mon that dress does her no favours.

It's like an ironing board with a frill

This is terrible. Fleur can't walk down the stairs and sing at the same time.

She sounds like a sealion, and now there's rapping.

She does have a talent for pooping right by the door.

Rap on Big Band week.

No no no no it's all kinds of wrong.

This song is terrible and she looks awful as well. Stylists failed her there.

Big band laydeez wouldn't be poo squatting. it's not very elegant.

in the Simon wanting her to win way BOF

littlebairn the relationship was as short as Helen, ie very short

Oh he was strange, the stories I could tell but would probably be reported as a troll

That was absolutely terrible. I bet even Stevi was better than that. And I kept expecting for her crotch to give us a wink.

I thought that was shit.

slithy Who knew ITV had a no bird wasted policy, in the making of Satarday night TV.

The stylists have done terrible things t her hair tonight. Why have they tried to make one side all fluffy?

She looks Sinitta-esque here, and much older than her years.

She actually does look like a little Diana Ross with those eyelashes

Cyclo, tell us more..

props ...again....

fuck off.

Is Fleur slightly bow-legged?

Oh fuck off, Simon. It did not go anywhere. It was terrible.

YY, give her props. She's looking a bit wobbly alright.

bairn it's like the sparkly eye shadow. Not a drop will go to waste!

Aww poor shorty Helen she probably would have rather some better company than the loose she was attached too...

No Mac. She's very bow legged.