X FACTOR - It's BIG BAND week! And we've got Mickey Bubbles..sort of...

[Raahh]

Just look at this song list

Andrea Faustini
Summertime (by Ella Fitzgerald)

Lauren Platt
Smile (by Nat King Cole)

Only The Young
I Wanna Be Like You (From The Jungle Book)

Stereo Kicks
Still TBC!

Ben Haenow
Cry Me A River (by Michael Buble)

Fleur East
Bang Bang (byJessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)

Jay James
Empire State of Mind/New York New York medley (by Alicia Keys/Frank Sinatra)

Stevi Ritchie
Mambo Number 5/ She Bangs medley (by Lou Bega/Ricky Martin)

I'm sure an orchestra might be involved somewhere, but most of this list is frankly rubbish. Twice.
Someone got 'Bang' and 'Band' mixed up.
The best one there is 'TBC'

They are all going to be drowned out by the brass section, aren't they?

See you later.

Bring nibbles.

come on cyclo we have sat through this shit, we need something interesting...

Oh for fucks sake, the Fleur agenda is ridiculously obvious now isn't it?

She's merely average at best. AVERAGE I TELL YOU!!!

Yes, Cyclo

Looser not loose.

It was not an incredibly performance simon. The first half really did sound like it was sung by a sealion.

Cyclo can replace my Christmas Sleb Anecdotes. There are only so many ways to recycle them.

Dermot is barely going through the motions of presenting this show anymore

Those aren't sex faces pugsy is making, they are toilet faces

I can't understand why they are raving a out Fluers performance, I can only assume the feel of the band in the room gave a different feel to the performance in the studio.

How is Bang Bang, a big band song?

They should rename Mastrb8 as "Big Hair+7" as they barely ever show the others.

Oty were really good, why the forcing them into the novelty act slot? they have stevi for that

This has been an excellent illustration of why I hate Big Bang week on xfactor.

frozen just a few snippets then,

He wore jumpers knitted by his mum,
His lips were like sandpaper,
His 'hobby' was making bolt bombs from large bolts and match heads
He used to enquire if he could kiss me before the actual kiss,

I do not know to this day what I was thinking, but he was very good looking! But I fear he loved Helen more than me

Yeah, Dermott's so wishing he was in Australia for the next 3 weeks....

Oh, no. Tomorrow.
Cheekychappie AND Shitsinger.
I honestly don't think I have the strength. I need Props.

So who's on tomorrow?

You are very kind, LittleBairn. That is the most generous 'benefit of the doubt' I've heard since MNHQ kept Mitmoo going after the Security Light Thread .

We switched over to Graham Norton. Imelda May is singing. Now how you do big band!

Can't believe Charlie is only 14. He looks like a young James Spader
( yum)

I don't know why they even bother putting up a recording of stevi. No one is going to download his efforts this week. No one

Shitsinger is back!

The umpteenth version of the Band Aid single! (I still have the first one)

oooh!

See y'all tomorrow xxx

Little For whatever reason Simon has decreed that Fleur of Big Heur is going to win, so the judges are attempting to influence the idiots people who actually vote by pretending she's not coma-inducing.

I bloody loved the Security light thread!

cyclops he sounds unique...at least he understood consent mind you that would have made me feel like 13 all over again.