X FACTOR - It's BIG BAND week! And we've got Mickey Bubbles..sort of...

[Raahh]

Just look at this song list

Andrea Faustini
Summertime (by Ella Fitzgerald)

Lauren Platt
Smile (by Nat King Cole)

Only The Young
I Wanna Be Like You (From The Jungle Book)

Stereo Kicks
Still TBC!

Ben Haenow
Cry Me A River (by Michael Buble)

Fleur East
Bang Bang (byJessie J, Ariana Grande and Nicki Minaj)

Jay James
Empire State of Mind/New York New York medley (by Alicia Keys/Frank Sinatra)

Stevi Ritchie
Mambo Number 5/ She Bangs medley (by Lou Bega/Ricky Martin)

I'm sure an orchestra might be involved somewhere, but most of this list is frankly rubbish. Twice.
Someone got 'Bang' and 'Band' mixed up.
The best one there is 'TBC'

They are all going to be drowned out by the brass section, aren't they?

See you later.

Bring nibbles.

[dillite]

Oh, great. My sky box has decided to give up working. I think it's trying to tell me something.

[macnab]

ah shite, I messed up my italics!

[Frozenchipsareawful]

Thanks! Im surprised you said he was good looking, had mr bean in mind. Oh well, takes all sorts in life. Knitted jumpers!

[CalamitouslyWrong]

The fact that one of Y9 detention is only 14 had passed me by to this week. Why hasn't louis been bringing it up every week, as is traditional in such circumstances?

[SirNoel]

See you tomoz folks. Can't wait.

[LittleBairn]

noisy your right, I think behind scenes they are panicked that this years lot have been so lacklustre.

[Frozenchipsareawful]

Ps, not saying you have bad taste in men btw

[Cyclopsbee]

frozen mr bean made me laugh!
If I could of taken his head off and put it on a nicely dressed body and sandpapered the lips it would have been an improvement,

The cable jumpers really were hideous tho, wonder if he still wears them? Helen must be 50ish now (probably shrivelled into oblivion)

[Frozenchipsareawful]

He probs married someone who hero worshipped Helen.. Took up knitting just for him, learnt complicated cable stitch. Live in a place with cuckoo clocks and have pet names for each other.

[Cyclopsbee]

Ah frozen I'm all nostalgic



Night all

[LittleBairn]

PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING do watch the itv2 show they have an elderly lady on to flirt with Louie...

[LittleBairn]

not

[Pagwatch]

That was a pretty important omission there LittleBairn.

[Pagwatch]

I've been banned from mning while x-factor is on so I have to catch up this morning.
It's just not the same. It's like arriving at the party when everyone is asleep and someone is shagging on top of the coats pile.

[Pagwatch]

Fleurs oufit was properly shocking.
Stevie is now tiptoeing the fine line between cheerful chappie and the friend of your dads who tries to French kiss you. It's a high wire act.
Lauren is dull.

[LittleBairn]

I know Pag totally accidental I'm not that much if a bitch!

[LittleBairn]

Of! Ahhhhhh seriously my spelling, grammer and typos has seriously gone south with touch typing I need proper buttons.

[Iloveweetos]

Lauren is v dull. She seems to be getting worse every week. I like fleur and stero kicks. Although fleur wasn't that good yesterday!
Did nobody notice the nipple on show during jay james' performance?!

[Jill2015]

Hope Jay and his grandad's suit leave tonight.

[CalamitouslyWrong]

I think, for many people, the nipple was the only thing worth remembering about clunt's performance.

Agree that lamenting lozza is dull.

[Tiredemma]

There is a 'Ben Haenow appreciation thread' currently in Active Convos.........

[Raahh]

Really? it's not to appreciate his voice, I take it?

whatdoes- Mel looked particularly bad- especially as it was Big band week- and the blokes hadn't made an effort either!

[Davros]

Chico "performed" at my neice's daughter's Batmitzvah about 6 years ago. DH had to be told who he was. Great fun but purleese! That is where most of them are heading for a few years and then back to the call centre

[TheFairyCaravan]

Are we doing the results here?