X FACTOR- Jacko V Queen- THE RESULTS! Will it be a 'Thriller' as 'Another one bites the dust' ?

[Raahh]

I'm torn this week, between really wanting to see the back of Clunt, and being irritated by the presence of the Mastrb8's.

And I missed who the guest act is going to be wasn't paying attention.

Rahh thank you for reminding me about Frankie Cockwomble, I'd forgotten all about him!

Harry needs to stop taking fashion advice from Simon.

Ha x post

Dermot is such a liar. Looking good?

Harry is defo trying to look even more like Mick Jagger in his younger days. I think they are n their way out now. Another year , another hits album then gone.

Useless druggies

Liam looks like he wants to be Danny Zuko. He's failing.

They are still young men but they all look wrung out.

Ahh I do love the ropey old feckers

Louis looks like he has been extending his repertoire further than a few cheeky puffs of waccy baccy

The haven't fully considered that the stinky drug addict look isn't very popular with teenage girls.

Can you imagine the STENCH in their tour bus? Urgh.

I don't like late youths mooching around the stage, miming, gurning in the camera and flipping their mikes.
Wrong show for me then really.

Harry is like a Jaggerlite-Kate Moss black and white advert combo, in his dreams.

fluffing- DD1 is 8- she went form pink disney princess, to wanting every in black leather over night. Not sure which is worse.

As for 5SOS being 'punk'- well, that's a bit of a stretch

Whitney Houston Live???

Like a 'Walking Dead' concert?

Maybe having the wandies on was to illustrate why being a pop star is actually very shit. Do you want to look like that in a few years, contestants?

All B.O., stale beer and vaginas. Perhaps it was necessary to repel Louis Walsh? Self defence.

I've never bought any 1D merchandise but I look forward to the tell all books once they split.

fluffing surely its your turn for concert duty?

5 sos is about as punk as a pink sparkly tutu.

Tomagochi is enjoyed by netmums? So not buying it. Don't want to turn into a hen.

flobbie v clunt