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Master chef the Professionals. Marcus, come and criticise our suveè.

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Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery · 26/10/2014 13:31

A week to go till we can snuggle down under a warm blanquette of jus.
What will this season fig and samphire be?

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doobledootch · 05/11/2014 00:18

Oh and the nervous guy, was it just me or did both his dishes look exactly the same?

The voice over is Sean Pertwee btw.

Igneococcus · 05/11/2014 09:06

We all gasped in horror seeing all those dead quails. We got three quail ladies a few month ago for eggs and we love them all. None of us could eat a quail again.
I can never distinguish the contestants in the Professional MC until the later rounds, they all look so similar.

mausmaus · 05/11/2014 09:38

where are the female chefs?
very dissapointed with having only male contestants so far

macnab · 05/11/2014 11:40

Yay! so glad this is back on again but am gutted at the absence of Michel Roux Jr, he has been my guilty pleasure for many years Blush

This is one of the few programmes on tv that both DH & I watch together. Makes me laugh, my DH can't boil an egg (literally) and yet when the pros are dishing up their fancy dinners he's all "oooh that sauce looks like it's split" and "hhmm that pigeon looks a bit overdone" like he's some sort of expert Grin

macnab · 05/11/2014 11:43

mausmaus there's definitely a bird (of the human variety) in the next episode it was in the trailer

I suppose the lack of female contestants is because its the "Professionals" - it just goes to show that that industry is really dominated by males, there actually aren't that many female (head)chefs I don't think its a very female-friendly job.

GrouchyKiwi · 05/11/2014 15:18

Watched this with my two little girls today. The baby laughed at Gregg so I guess she remembers him from Strictly.

Don't like Marcus, forgot how much I love Monica, so happy the show is back, sad I'll rarely get to watch it "live" as DH hates it. Ah well, goes with lunch.

LittleBearPad · 05/11/2014 15:25

Bugger! This started already. Heads to iplayer

HarleyQuinn · 05/11/2014 16:25

Didnt know this was back on! I liked Roux Jr, at least Monica is still there.

Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery · 05/11/2014 20:24

Late to tonight. What're is everyone?

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OhYouBadBadKitten · 05/11/2014 20:32

I'm in and out. Not got a clue what's going on.

Igneococcus · 05/11/2014 20:32

Poor Jogi, what was he doing?

OhYouBadBadKitten · 05/11/2014 20:34

Two tortellini Zac.

Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery · 05/11/2014 20:36

There is some shite pasta going on.

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Thestandingjokeoftheyear · 05/11/2014 20:36

Really feel for them. How can anyone make anything with those two standing watching?!

BriocheBriocheBrioche · 05/11/2014 20:37

This is painful to watch. I have just watched Australian Masterchef and those amateurs would knock all of these so called chefs out of the water.

Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery · 05/11/2014 20:37

He's a wickle baby.
Ewww pineapple upside down cake with added coconut . Boak.

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Igneococcus · 05/11/2014 20:53

That's a pretty disastrous round overall.

Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery · 05/11/2014 20:55

The winner isn't amongst this bunch for sure.

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hilbobaggins · 05/11/2014 22:36

Terrible round. No one deserved to go through - should've fired them all, Sugar stylee.

squoosh · 06/11/2014 11:24

MARCUS IS MAKING ME SWOON.

(Gregg is a vile little creep)

GrouchyKiwi · 06/11/2014 12:17

Well, that was a rubbish group. Looks like tonight's show will be good.

Can't warm to Marcus. Really missing Michel's twinkly eyes.

NotAnotherPackedLunchBox · 06/11/2014 19:03

I'm hoping tonight's show is better too.
Whilst I like Marcus, it's disappointing that he is involved in the first round as I loved the old first round with the brilliant Monica in control.

bakingaddict · 06/11/2014 19:21

If it's a metal croquembouche mould then you put the profiteroles inside but a silicone mould and I guess plastic one you can place them on the outside. Not sure what the reason is though. Think Mary Berry explained it on the GBBO masterclasses

CalamitouslyWrong · 06/11/2014 19:51

Evening all. I've missed the first episodes of this series.

Catsmamma · 06/11/2014 19:58

can anyone join in and criticise pass comment??

I tend to dip in and out of this, but there;s bugger all else on and just me and the teen at home, and he has renounced his hold on the tv controls since he got his laptop! :D

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