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Master chef the Professionals. Marcus, come and criticise our suveè.

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Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery · 26/10/2014 13:31

A week to go till we can snuggle down under a warm blanquette of jus.
What will this season fig and samphire be?

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Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery · 04/11/2014 20:16

Raw lamb again.

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cremolafoam · 04/11/2014 20:16

Carrot 3 ways. Bonus point for heritage veg

HolyDrinker · 04/11/2014 20:17

You and me both Monica.

cremolafoam · 04/11/2014 20:17

Snort @ holy

Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery · 04/11/2014 20:17

"Mother natures ingredients" tossery.

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cremolafoam · 04/11/2014 20:18

Ooh I like pretty boy

HaveYouSeenHerLately · 04/11/2014 20:18

Do they usually cook for MW/ MRJ in this very first task?

HolyDrinker · 04/11/2014 20:18

Respect the veg.

cremolafoam · 04/11/2014 20:19

No I don't think so. They have invention test or look at my fancy patisserie : now make it in 10 seconds

Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery · 04/11/2014 20:20

Is all new (ish). Still got the greggs.
One to go I believe. Shepherds pie boy.

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Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery · 04/11/2014 20:21

Arf at "look at my fancy patisserie"

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cremolafoam · 04/11/2014 20:22

Gosh it's very hostile from the off

cremolafoam · 04/11/2014 20:23

TOLD YOU

OhYouBadBadKitten · 04/11/2014 20:23

They've done this before haven't they?

Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery · 04/11/2014 20:23

Fancy indeed. Girl crush on Monica.

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HolyDrinker · 04/11/2014 20:25

Poor Darren. He's cacking himself.

Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery · 04/11/2014 20:27

He's doing ok. Oh no he isn't. (Want a big fat choux bun)

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cremolafoam · 04/11/2014 20:29

Lovely OllySmile

OhYouBadBadKitten · 04/11/2014 20:30

Hilarious!

cremolafoam · 04/11/2014 20:31

SplatGrin

Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery · 04/11/2014 20:31

Leaning tower of choux.

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slug · 04/11/2014 20:31

Collapsing croque en bouche

beanandspud · 04/11/2014 20:32

Found you all!

Loving the croquembouche challenge.

HolyDrinker · 04/11/2014 20:32

Badaboom tish Greg

cremolafoam · 04/11/2014 20:33

WavesSmile

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