Master chef the Professionals. Marcus, come and criticise our suveè.

[Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery]

A week to go till we can snuggle down under a warm blanquette of jus.
What will this season fig and samphire be?

Hi catsmamma.

DH out tonight so I get to watch it tonight.

I want to be Monica when I grow up.

Also: it makes me crack up every time the contestants say something like "I think everyone wants to get to the final". Really?!

Oooh! Scraps and trimmings! I love this test.

Lovely. They could look on the 'food that traumatised you as a child' thread for inspiration.

I love the applause he's getting for daring to use slightly less refined white flour instead of pasta flour..

The liver dish sounds vile.

The liver dish does sound awful.

I like liver but I'm not sure about curried liver.

Evening and welcome.that all looks vile.

Monica's faces at Scottish Lad's dish were great.

I suspect there's a reason why curried liver isn't a staple of any menu anywhere.

Alright Calam. You've not missed much.

i am not sure about the rice...will still he serve it after marcus' warning??

i did not care for the two beardy guys from yesterday...really felt they only got in cause the other two were so dreadful

do they all have the same scraps or is it just a free for all over a massive collection?

I dunno. I hear there were hilariously bad desserts earlier.

What was that Mike Leigh film where Timothy Spall had a restaurant serving weird food? That's that liver concoction.
Boudin. (To start the bingo)

I think they had their own scraps. Maybe.

Do we have two or three bisques?

I just noticed there's no Gregg right now! And I'm enjoying Marcus more this evening.

Cats: I wonder that too.

I went for a fancy meal for my birthday. It was a tasting menu. The whole thing was like masterchef bingo. It was glorious.

And foam.

That fried thing does look terrible.

no mention of curried livers then..and he still went with the rice!!

Two beignets tonight.

they no likey beardy shape's dinner! HAH!

Shellfish broth with chicken bones.

Does look like scraps.

Oh gross. I love it when they clearly fuck up, but are so convinced by their own genius that they don't accept criticism.
That looks like it came out of the bin.

That looks like nasty tinned hot dogs cut up all fancy