Master chef the Professionals. Marcus, come and criticise our suveè.

[Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery]

A week to go till we can snuggle down under a warm blanquette of jus.
What will this season fig and samphire be?

The first round promised a lot from this bunch that they didn't live up to. Apart from Beardy Man.

They didn't even look at him going out. Just googles house of tides, yeah I'd go there.
A bien tot.

Did anyone else think Apple Man considers Greg(I'm not giving him the extra g till he stops being irritating) to be a tit too?

Beardy man reminded us of Reg Holdsworth and I thought the NE chappy was a bit like Kirky

DS2 is ill (we had a lovely night of projectile vomiting) so we've spent the day watching junior master chef on iplayer. Amazingly even john torode is less annoying without Greg around. It helps that he's talking to 10 year olds, but find that I don't immediately want to throw stuff at him.

Incidentally, we watched a 10 year old pull of a decent chocolate fondant, which seems to be beyond adults on master chef, particularly the trained chef kind.

What's this about house of tides? I've been there and eaten the mackerel with textures of bloody gooseberry.

Evening! One competitor thinks he may be Jesus; did I hear that right?

Ahh a Greg free evening.
Firstly the scraps, like no one ever has.

Jesus, I missed that. So the saviour was well known for his way with a chocolate fondant?

I've never cooked cod cheeks in my life but I always say 'oh yes, go for the cod cheeks' authoritatively at the start of the scraps challenge.

Toby looks like a murderer.

I thought that Squoosh. There are a couple with killers' eyes.

Danny looks like he could crack a few knuckles.

He gives Luciana big cow eyes and a smile and all she came up with was a lonely meatball.

Just noticed we are getting to the end of the thread soon. How about something like "MC professionals-we live for Thursday, a main of Marcus with a side of Jay".
Tough call tonight.

I like Ben and his consumptive Victorian face.

Poor Charles Campion never gets a lustful mention

Sounds good to me Ohwhat. Tis a hard call apart from the fact that Toby has fucked it up.

Toby has fucked the donkey there.

Danny and Sam are my faves.

Arf Squoosh.

Nooooooooo what happened there?

Poor Sam, weren't they in ecstasies over his first dish? They should have chucked Apple Man instead.

Bet Sam comes back in a few years.
Critics and the tower of rejection.

Danny loves his blowtorch.

Rice pudding! yes please.