Master chef the Professionals. Marcus, come and criticise our suveè.

[Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery]

A week to go till we can snuggle down under a warm blanquette of jus.
What will this season fig and samphire be?

Baa baa baa.
Frogs legs-how does that stand with their ethical sourcing?

There has been lots of piddling about on that potato spaghetti windy up tool

That lady looks like Aileen Wuornos but she can cook.

I really want to eat those scallops.

Have now come down firmly on the side of Marcus being a good judge. He has helpful comments. Still miss Michel though.

Oh Billy, don't be a hero

Baa ram ewe

Donny boy is off home.
Oh my life, what's that? (Coconut and pineapple bleugh)

Cold comfort pudding

MW is being very kind ce soir

Surprised by Pudding Guy. It sounded horrible.

Decent bunch tonight.

Taxi for Belfast

That was close. I hope they have at least one woman in the semis.
< folds arms>

Why all this 'orrible bleeding rare lamb? If you knew what grim, manky things sheep are, you would not be eating it uncooked. Too rare even for Monica?!
Ewww, toxoplasmosis on a plate!

I'd like to stick Gregg's head in a blender and see it ground into dust.

We're a few minutes behind, but my gut is "buh-BYE, Billy. Don't let the door hit you on the arse on your way out --because we don't want it dented"

I miss Marcus, please put Marcus back on my screen tout de suite.

I don't want to eat that pudding. Too sweet.

C'mon Katherine. Good piping

She really does look like Aileen Wournos. Maybe she can kill Gregg.

Ohwhatfuckery, clearly they re-assign the frogs into desk jobs after the competition. Like, duh.

She did nice caramel. Hope she gets on top of her timing issues

Face of Olly Murs, voice of Barry White.

Greggs legs encased in a gratin of potato spaghetti on a bed of pea purée

Here comes The Professor
From astronomy to gastronomy- wait for it

His poor wobbly little hands

Heh, that shaking was great with the caramel.