Master chef the Professionals. Marcus, come and criticise our suveè.

[Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery]

A week to go till we can snuggle down under a warm blanquette of jus.
What will this season fig and samphire be?

Yes.

The right two have gone though imo

yes...

but i have forgotten all about the guys from last week

#sofickle

Oh my goddess, was that ....a woman?

I thought he looked like Ollie Muirs

I think she was trying her best to have the whole not being a man thing go unnoticed.

Sean looked like James Franco.

Did anyone notice Monica calling the chefs 'ladies'? I was at that - it's the sort of thing you'd expect from bloody Ross Kemp in Ultimate Force not a professional chef in a respected competition on the BeeBeeCee

I noticed. But then I thought I must have imagined it, because Monica really shouldn't be using 'ladies' as a demeaning term.

I know, I thought she'd be better than that, CW.

I actually feel sorry for the critics after those dishes.

Omfg A WOMAN!

Another hour of me pondering if I like Marcus Wareing or not. I think some people cook in the background in this programme

They need to rename this challenge. No one ever cooks a dish they've done before so it can hardly be a signature.

I love how Gregg's qualification as judge is that he eats a lot. So do I.

Nuts are a clever idea

I like the cheeky wee lad from here(Norn iron)

Oh no chemical gastronomy

Hot and cold rice pudding? Make me barf.

God Greg is so irritating

Three pea purees. Peas puree?

Agree Kiwi: it does not bode well.
Wonder how many pea purée there'll be

That is a very brown dish.

Evening. Escaped from football hell. Ah an old friend fondant potato.

Yes very 'turdy' but Mw thinks it's ok so it must be a new thing

That lamb looks like it's still gambolling around the fields.