Master chef the Professionals. Marcus, come and criticise our suveè.

[Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery]

A week to go till we can snuggle down under a warm blanquette of jus.
What will this season fig and samphire be?

I wish chefs would trim vegetables.

dh would have that....and moan about the parsley root puree.

I would sit with jay and ignore him.

Then carrots do not look good.

Haha, Jay on sous vide is brilliant.

Specs has blown it.

We are witnessing the death of sous vide. Hooray!

This is a stringey dessert portion.

Is Sitwell the one who yapped about the wrong shaped plates in the last series? He's coming across as a right bellend here

does no one cook things in a pan properly anymore, they should ban the sous vide I think....

warming stuff up in luke warm water in a plastic bag is all sorts of wrong and no one seems to like it, so why do they keep doing it

and bloody Sean is going to win this by default isn't he?? godsake...

and jamies pudding looks like a mess.

Those fucking poncey plate/bowl things piss me off.
That looks like breakfast.

This is a great illustration of why sousg vide is bad idea.

Maybe Sean will fuck up and no one will go through.
Why fuck about with lobster?

Sous vide is the same thing as boil in the bag curry and rice from the 70s. It wasn't good then, it isn't good now.

Marcus Wareing puts me in mind of Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory, only with food instead of physics. He really loves food.

It all makes you miss the pan frying.

yes, barely touched them....

it's just an assembly job. with a slice orange.

Now for the theatre of pudding.

Sven looks to be the lesser of three evils at the moment.

Not even an impressive assembly job. The meat looked terrible.

You'd be so disappointed with that teeny dessert.

God Greg would have cried at that pud

Do they drink the water?
Amuse bouche.
Not good.

yes...he sort of hacked it and flooped it on the plate.

they have not enjoyed any of it!! :o

I feel so sad for Jamie, he's been rock solid throughout,

and they seem to be seeing through Sean.

Sean will go home because the other two have been good previously and he's been consistently a bit crap.

hell yes, Greggwould have been very upset at the teensy portions.

Sven looks like Mat Tebbut

Maybe judge on overall performance?