Master chef the Professionals. Marcus, come and criticise our suveè.

[Fuckerysmuckeryboilsnspornery]

A week to go till we can snuggle down under a warm blanquette of jus.
What will this season fig and samphire be?

Oh ollie, in the turret of dejection.
One must not serve hockey puck

Oh goody my two favourites are ok

Jethro's incredibly thin beard is unforgivable.

Jet hero for the guillotine, non?

looks like a bouncy door stop!! nasty!

and jethro's dessert looked like stuff i pick out of the cat litter tray. ...'cept the litter is pink.

Has to been thin beardy chap going.

yes...they should not let anyon on with a ridiculous precision beard.

Good

Ollie and Jet hero will be locked in the turret for ever with scraps and bones and
Ooh he's gone

yay, glad they gave ollie a chance

Off you go to grow a proper beard.

There's always a chef called Ollie.

It's ik because he is still convinced of his own genius.

They should lock them in the turret with Greg.

Soooooo.... Scottish fishy guy or nervous earsy guy?

Btw sorry for gate crashing this evening
Broken phone now fixed and I'm back.. With my lorry of figs...

I like Marcus now.

That was positively charming without Gregg

How many more weeks of opening rounds do we have if three are already through to the semi finals?

When he said he was off back to his job, dh said what's that cleaning the pubs loo?
Ok see you all next time.

There's a disappointing lack of fish and fig dishes here.

Luffs Marcus

It is much better without greg. And Marcus came across as supportive of the contestants.

Warring is trying to be all avuncular - like the lovely m r .

I'm glad you're all warming to Magnificent Marcus. Just don't be getting too familiar with him or I might need to start cracking some knuckles.

No one around today?

Missed the start. They're being complimentary so far, though.