X FACTOR- it's Sunday- It's the first RESULTS show and a DOUBLE elimination!!

[Raahh]

Rumour has it that Blonde Electra and Stephnie are in danger. She was a bit dull, Steph, and i didn't think much of the song choice, but there were worse.

Personally, I think MastrB8 should go for being pointless, and Clunt for being dull. Stevi can stay to give us a Wanger vibe and annoy Mel B.

Oh, and there is a bit of filler from Pharrell and Taylor Swift (not together).

And hopefully- A GROUP MIMED NUMBER, whilst wearing pleather made from sacred plows.

Oh dear, Louis is 50% down already!

Annoying. And pointless, she will be gone next week

What time at the competition?

How often will Stephanie be shoeless now? Will the bring out the bloody swing.

You can just tell they are going to get drunk and punch each other in a hotel foyer.

Hey??? No!

That shouldn't have happened.

I can't be bothered to think of a NN for StephTDFANN

build them up and knock em down. So cruel!

I can't believe there actually were girls crying in the audience. Where did their parents fail them?

I think it's because they were picked as a wild card from Bootcamp- Simon probably didn't like that.

Pointy should have gone really

Bullet Dodger Steph

Louis doesn't give a shit. He can't even bring himself to pretend he does.

Jessie j. The big old hypocrite.

Fucking Hell! Next week we've got Jessie J!

Do you remember the helpline set up when Take That split, dillite?

Til next week folks

It's always fun though when Louis loses half his acts on the first week

I don't think its worth nicknaming Steph. All that effort for no reward.

Does Louis always do this badly?

There was a helpline set up when Take That split up? What the fuck is wrong with people? And I thought that crying was bad. But a helpline? A bloody helpline?

Wow. The public got it right for once. Now the producers just need to make her put that fucking finger away.

I wonder if they dusted off the Take That helpline for Jason's leaving last week.

Yes majestic. Every single time. Getting louis is not a good sign for contestants.

I remember the take that helpline. It was definitely a helpline. Very worrying.

Take That is down to three now, Jason Orange has recently left.

I remember the helpline! It was woefully underused though- the patents wouldn't let the kids use the house phone until after 6pm