X FACTOR- it's Sunday- It's the first RESULTS show and a DOUBLE elimination!!

[Raahh]

Rumour has it that Blonde Electra and Stephnie are in danger. She was a bit dull, Steph, and i didn't think much of the song choice, but there were worse.

Personally, I think MastrB8 should go for being pointless, and Clunt for being dull. Stevi can stay to give us a Wanger vibe and annoy Mel B.

Oh, and there is a bit of filler from Pharrell and Taylor Swift (not together).

And hopefully- A GROUP MIMED NUMBER, whilst wearing pleather made from sacred plows.

No no no no no repeat, right? Entirely suitable for RE.

A few tuning problems...

Flat as a pancake

She's getting shouty.

Dull and hideously out of tune. Aargh, my ears are bleeding..

That's not a kilt. It's a miniskirt.

She is shit

Get rid of them both please

NO SHOES?!

Send them all home FFS

But she's shoeless. The judges like shoeless ness.

Just kick both of them out.

Did Overload kick Simon's puppy?

Was Simon listening to what we were listening to? Why are they so down on Overload? Is it because they may not threaten the Wandies?

Heh Melb

Oh dear, Louis gets to take it to deadlock.

I seem to be a few minutes behind but the boys must of made it easy to make a decision they were awful!

DEADLOCK

Duh duh deadlock!

What is Mel B wearing? It's actually got a cutaway for armpit minge.

squoosh- exactly.

Deadlock. Surprise.

Bye Steph-too-dull.

Dermo doesn't want either act to go home, none of them are taller than him.

Shock horror - it's a deadlock.

GET THEM BOTH OUT!

deadlock. No surprise there.

Goodness.