X FACTOR- it's Sunday- It's the first RESULTS show and a DOUBLE elimination!!

[Raahh]

Rumour has it that Blonde Electra and Stephnie are in danger. She was a bit dull, Steph, and i didn't think much of the song choice, but there were worse.

Personally, I think MastrB8 should go for being pointless, and Clunt for being dull. Stevi can stay to give us a Wanger vibe and annoy Mel B.

Oh, and there is a bit of filler from Pharrell and Taylor Swift (not together).

And hopefully- A GROUP MIMED NUMBER, whilst wearing pleather made from sacred plows.

'Oi have doied every doi...'

The one in the hoodie, skirt and leggings is the weakest link tonight.

This sounds great!

Oh wait no, the other thing. The opposite

I know I should feel some sort of compassion for my fellow compatriots but fuck me am I relieved Blonde Fuckyfuck Electra are gone. Made me embarrassed to admit I'm Canadian.

A thousand years!!

wasn't this on the 'songs that shouldn't be heard again on X Factor ' list!

Sqoosh, when you look like a popstar, you don't need to be able to see well.

I like the glasses one. Adorable.

Just how fame hungry does a tween boy need to be to be talked into wearing a kilt?

What's with all the fistpumping?

There's that 'techno techno techno' bit too. Can't forget that.

The hard bit is working out if you've got the right number of nos in each line.

Were they Canadian? Yesterday they said they were American

They could go onto greater things. Like making a Rosemary Conley Hip And Thigh diet ad relevant to boys.

This lot sound as bad as Art Garfunkel on The Palladium earlier!
Mum has just noticed one of them is wearing a skirt!!!!

Oh look, here come Chery's contractually obligatory crying.

The shoes are off she means business

I hate when Biffa does that 'I'll pretend I don't know the camera is on me so people think I'm all kind and normal' thing

The woo-woo's and finger pointing are really annoying.

And she is dull. Sorry Steph.

The judges will keep Stephanie too dull to nickname. She got no shoes on.

PUT THE FINGER AWAY WOMAN!!!!!!!!!

2 Unlimited were called Ray and Anita, the most unpopstarry names ever.

Oh my word Stephanie. This is musical Zopiclone.

Dw and i spent the last ten minutes saying "ok google, show me pictures of a ladybird cake" into our phones without much success!

Why can't they have those buzzing BGT crosses for the sing offs? Why do we need to suffer through these terrible songs?