X FACTOR- it's Sunday- It's the first RESULTS show and a DOUBLE elimination!!

[Raahh]

Rumour has it that Blonde Electra and Stephnie are in danger. She was a bit dull, Steph, and i didn't think much of the song choice, but there were worse.

Personally, I think MastrB8 should go for being pointless, and Clunt for being dull. Stevi can stay to give us a Wanger vibe and annoy Mel B.

Oh, and there is a bit of filler from Pharrell and Taylor Swift (not together).

And hopefully- A GROUP MIMED NUMBER, whilst wearing pleather made from sacred plows.

FFS, the whole twee girly cover of songs thing is SO 2012, no? Fuck off Renault.

Dermotts Barnet is starting to resemble that of Terry Wogan.

dillite, yes we are mostly leaky vegetarians here.

Jake through, I am so wise.

Cheryl looks like she bought her jumpsuit at Greatie Market.

So when Dermott said "Paul is through" I seriously did not know who he meant until they showed Flobbie on screen.

I am glad Clunt is through if only for the small part I paid in making up his NN.

Thanks BOF - will be sure to remind him when he can repay my sacrifice with flowers or household chores...

Calam those were some deep lyrics, shame on your teacher for not being impressed!

There is a god

Ha! We knew it!

No surprise there then.

That's not the only thing resembling Terry Wogan, wink wink!

I mean his cock, obv.

I didn't see that one coming.

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shouted so loudly that Tylerdog has hidden his head!!!

Aw, I kind of feel bad for female Jedward.

So the rumours were sort of right.

They looked so gutted.

Maybe she got it at grain her market when she pretended to give simon a tour of her hometown. The red shoes are too much with it.

The one with the glasses gives me the rage

Kilt boy needs a wee.

Those glasses don't have any lenses!

Tell me that isn't a thing in fashion now.

So who has gone??

I am kinda disappointed by that. I was looking for some Jedwardesque action in the next few weeks.

NOT THAT TWISHITE SONG AGAIN!

They have refined the poo squat to its ultimate expression. You can actually hear it.