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X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

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Raahh · 10/10/2014 19:12

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 Sad)
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/10/2014 19:43

Shrek, obviously, not shriek!

BOFster · 11/10/2014 19:43

It's a double elimination week. First one to piss and shit live wins.

Philoslothy · 11/10/2014 19:43

Mel B's bow is annoying me.

TheFairyCaravan · 11/10/2014 19:43

Mel's hair looks awful, she looks like she has just got out of the shower.

Raahh · 11/10/2014 19:44

And in 2 months..he will be back singing in pubs.

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frankie80 · 11/10/2014 19:44

I like Mel's hair

Disappointed kerrianne and Helen didn't get chosen though

squoosh · 11/10/2014 19:44

Oh I love Mel's bob! Hair extensions a la Chezza are so dull.

LittleBairn · 11/10/2014 19:44

For once I think Louie was right what was all that woohhoooo wohwohing about?!

BOFster · 11/10/2014 19:44

Right, bets on Fish in pleather?

Awks · 11/10/2014 19:45

I don't like the early live shows as the judges are so positive, even when the evidence is right in front of them that they are shite.

Raahh · 11/10/2014 19:45

Fish will definitely be in pleggings. And possibly her trainers.

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PeteCampbellsRecedingHairline · 11/10/2014 19:45

I've missed the beginning. DH is insisting we watch it on plus 1 at 8.30.

CalamitouslyWrong · 11/10/2014 19:45

I like Mel's Bob too. I thought it was a serious improvement. Her outfit, not so much.

BOFster · 11/10/2014 19:46

Oh, cock off with your gender stereotypes, Kinder. May a woman CEO bankrupt you.

CalamitouslyWrong · 11/10/2014 19:46

Sainsbury's have really ramps up the patronising in this advert.

Raahh · 11/10/2014 19:47

I don't think i got the Kinder ad. I'm getting lots of pleather sofas.

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nancy75 · 11/10/2014 19:47

You lot have got different adds to me, I'm only getting kinder now?

Raahh · 11/10/2014 19:47

Cal-the Sainsburys ad gives me a headache.

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squoosh · 11/10/2014 19:47

If I ever decide to walk into Morrison's and commit mass murder, I'll have Happy playing as I do it.

CalamitouslyWrong · 11/10/2014 19:48

Don't watch it on +1. It's 2.5 hours long. If he has to see man without food sing, you could record the first 15 minutes of it on +1 and still be finished before 11.

Raahh · 11/10/2014 19:49

squoosh- that sounds like a great film script.

Can I play a minion?

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Raahh · 11/10/2014 19:50

a fish monger?

Never.

Check out the pleggings....

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Whattheduck · 11/10/2014 19:50

What job did she do ?

Raahh · 11/10/2014 19:50

FFS- what is she dressed as a loo roll cover?

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CalamitouslyWrong · 11/10/2014 19:50

She appears to be wearing a horrible tablecloth.