X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

Shrek, obviously, not shriek!

It's a double elimination week. First one to piss and shit live wins.

Mel B's bow is annoying me.

Mel's hair looks awful, she looks like she has just got out of the shower.

And in 2 months..he will be back singing in pubs.

I like Mel's hair

Disappointed kerrianne and Helen didn't get chosen though

Oh I love Mel's bob! Hair extensions a la Chezza are so dull.

For once I think Louie was right what was all that woohhoooo wohwohing about?!

Right, bets on Fish in pleather?

I don't like the early live shows as the judges are so positive, even when the evidence is right in front of them that they are shite.

Fish will definitely be in pleggings. And possibly her trainers.

I've missed the beginning. DH is insisting we watch it on plus 1 at 8.30.

I like Mel's Bob too. I thought it was a serious improvement. Her outfit, not so much.

Oh, cock off with your gender stereotypes, Kinder. May a woman CEO bankrupt you.

Sainsbury's have really ramps up the patronising in this advert.

I don't think i got the Kinder ad. I'm getting lots of pleather sofas.

You lot have got different adds to me, I'm only getting kinder now?

Cal-the Sainsburys ad gives me a headache.

If I ever decide to walk into Morrison's and commit mass murder, I'll have Happy playing as I do it.

Don't watch it on +1. It's 2.5 hours long. If he has to see man without food sing, you could record the first 15 minutes of it on +1 and still be finished before 11.

squoosh- that sounds like a great film script.

Can I play a minion?

a fish monger?

Never.

Check out the pleggings....

What job did she do ?

FFS- what is she dressed as a loo roll cover?

She appears to be wearing a horrible tablecloth.