X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

where did they get that frock?

simon's chewing is really annoying

What, chimney sweep.

Gah. Still, she might still have her trainers on.

What the HELL is she wearing???

Pmsl at loo roll cover

That skirt is......interesting

Bet she's got trainers on under that smoke.

There's a huge irony that she's singing about being so emotional and needing some self control in such a monotone voice.

the front looks like those curtain/blinds you pull up with string

The dress has offended me do much, I cannot think of any fish puns

Ah I like Lola the Mackerel Gutter but she has terrible taste in skirts.

Oh dear. She's obv pissed the stylist off somehow.

I honestly can't stop laughing at 'masturb8'

Voice is pretty awesome. She needs to loosen up though. Have they glued her shoes to one spot or something?

Christ its a puff ball skirt! I has one of them in the 80s!

Not keen on the song but she looks pretty.

It's made by the people who did the moses basket covers....

Heheheheee. Simon telling off the stylists. And shh Cheryl. Love it.

No one likes what she's wearing, simon. Don't let her choose her outfits either. They'll be equally shit.

I like her eyebrows

Lol Raahh wonder if she crackles like a Rice Krispie!

here is the skirt

When Simon thinks the styling is bad you know its bad.

If she chooses her own clothes she'll be back in sensible Ecco shoes and pleated midi skirts.