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X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

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Raahh · 10/10/2014 19:12

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 Sad)
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

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Raahh · 11/10/2014 19:39

Brian's back! It's going to be terrible Grin

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CalamitouslyWrong · 11/10/2014 19:39

Maybe we're supposed to imagine the other three rejects in each category are all sitting about with their whole families and a camera crew waiting for simon to phone.

Although fishy doesn't seem to have a family. Her nan might be mythical.

BOFster · 11/10/2014 19:39

Dermot is a really nice name actually. But no, it's got to be Pugsy, sorry.

nancy75 · 11/10/2014 19:39

Now I know you all think this is a blobby Robbie but really he is the spitting image of Adam from man V food

BOFster · 11/10/2014 19:40

I don't make the rules.

LittleBairn · 11/10/2014 19:40

Feeling sorry for the neighbours already...

Raahh · 11/10/2014 19:40

They are recycling one of Crood boy's tops.

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ThinkIveBeenHacked · 11/10/2014 19:40

Pugsy it is!

Why this song!?!?! It doesnt show off his voice!

CalamitouslyWrong · 11/10/2014 19:40

This is shit. Kicking xfactor off as they mean to carry on.

He is so, so sub-Robbie tonight.

BOFster · 11/10/2014 19:40

Nancy Grin. You are so right.

Scarletohello · 11/10/2014 19:41

I love Paul but don't think this song does his voice any favours....

Raahh · 11/10/2014 19:41

Cal- I think she was bought up by a shoal of herring.

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squoosh · 11/10/2014 19:41

He's like a gnome who's dressed up as Danny Zukko for Halloween.

BOFster · 11/10/2014 19:41

Is there a doughnut shop down by the river, perchance?

CalamitouslyWrong · 11/10/2014 19:41

He is the spitting image of Adam. They should sit him down in front of 1000 hotdogs.

nancy75 · 11/10/2014 19:41

so far so underwhelming..

Raahh · 11/10/2014 19:42

But look at the quality of that pleather. Feel sorry for the Plows that gave their all to make it.

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nancy75 · 11/10/2014 19:42

I want to see him eat hot wings

HoneyDragonMumshnet · 11/10/2014 19:42

Perform like what?

LittleBairn · 11/10/2014 19:42

Goodness could be any more transparents 1st song, one of last years contestant. Amd I didn't even watch last year!

Raahh · 11/10/2014 19:42

I knew Simon would go on about this all the time. Like he did with Burke.Com

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Awks · 11/10/2014 19:42

Mel B's dress is bloody awful. Her arms look like hams.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 11/10/2014 19:42

them things in his ears make him look like shriek!!

Philoslothy · 11/10/2014 19:43

I thought it was quite good.

ThinkIveBeenHacked · 11/10/2014 19:43

Anyone else notice Simon pushing the fashion boat out tonight with ?gasp? an untucked shirt.