X FACTOR- Saturday 11/10- It's the start of the LIVE SHOWS! (warning Spoilers)

[Raahh]

Ok- I know it is Friday, but with MN going off-line tomorrow until 2pm-ish, I might forget.

So- It's the start of the live shows and here are the songs they are supposedly singing

X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 1
Not performance order!

Andrea Faustini (Pugsy)
Earth Song

Jake Quickenden (DeadBro)
She’s The One

Paul Akister (Flobbie)
Ghost

Chloe Jasmine (Fakey)
Toxic

Lauren Platt was she Shoey?
Happy

Stephanie Nala Can't remember what we called her...
Everything I Own

Blonde Electra (annoying Canadian pair)
Kids In America

Boyband (Should be called MastrB8 )
Roar

Only The Young (Too dull for a NN)
Jailhouse Rock/Twist n Shout

Ben Haenow (The growly one with the chin hair)
Bridge Over Troubled Water

Fleur East (hairbear)
All About That Bass

Jay James (Clunt)
Changing

Nicknames subject to change, as I'm not even sure I have remembered them all correctly).

Ah, Saturday night starts here!

Think- Live birth on an X Factor thread! Now, that's exciting

Evening all. We have a new sofa, so I'm watching 2.5 hours of xfactor in comfort tonight.

Chezza Fezza Vezza has arrived with massive hair.

Cheryl: "Am I fook gan to hold your hand"

A live birth would definitely improve xfactor. It would be like an xfactor/obem crossover.

Haha I spotted that too Bof

Liking both dresses tonight, and MBs hair is rather nice too.

Louis- I'm your fairy Cod Father....

Think- it's the rules that you have to name your baby after one of the acts if you give birth. I vote Pugsy.

He may actually melt on live TV tonight.

Atm the cxns are every 15/20 mins with tenderness inbetween so even if its tonight its gonna be a while!

Ahhh I really liked 90s tache boy!!

Also loving that Louis and chezza visit, Mel Skywest and simon deigns to phone.

I love the fake 'omg' ness of it all

This is the bit that was missing when they skipped the who is in whose group bit.

16

Brixton Hicks, innit? Although tonight may confuse you, with the singing being so painful.

Skypes. Upgrading your so makes for all new autocorrect madness.

Oh yes, Think dd2 is called Simona Louise Cheryl. Pippa for short

Even free votes don't make me want to download the bloody app.

its all so fake as if they didnt know, they had a camera crew and their whole family ready.

Her pussy bow needs a fondling.

It's LIVE
in an ARENA
and I've already seen PLEATHER

Hell yeah

Mel B can be very pretty. But that sleeveless top does her no favours at all.

Mel looks like she could land a punch. Chezza's got competition.

its a ds so Dermot?

DS1 has had enough already and has gone out for a run!