X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

[Raahh]

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week?

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

Going for the drug mule bun and the East End facelift in one 'do
Practical

BOF

'Enbalmed in pleather' - arf.

DS2 said you could do gymnastics off her ears!

Those earrings are scary.

Unfortunately, I am caught up, and can't fast forward this.

Shit song. And it sounds like something else.

Can't think who she's been influenced by at all.....nope....nothing

That's not her singing. She's picking up Capital Gold on them hoops.

Rudolph

She has a drug mule bun.

C-Rapping!!

Adele wannabe

You wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of her at 3am in a kebab shop.

Oh CHEZZA you untold fucking arsehole in female form

They've broken out the serious music here.

Chezza is leaking again. Someone get the plumbers mate

Don't scratch the surface, Simon. The fake tan that would come off. Eww.

Rudey

Mel B is annoying.

Versitality ?

What the fuck is versatality?!

You lot are funny

Rough round the edges? Er, that's one way of putting it.

Chezza is definitely like a Tiny tears- squeeze her middle and she leaks.

Only Chezza would think 'you're rough round the edges' is a compliment.

Raah

You can tell it's September nearly Christmas all the perfume ads are out.

I've got PAndre now.

Not literally of course.