X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

[Raahh]

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week?

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

Eurgh. It's bloody Peter Andre. I've yet to see this abomination of an advert.

Oh NO I just got Pandré.

Mr Chanel aftershave man is a step up from greasy Andre.

And then they ruin it with Gok Wan getting a hard-on for a yoghurt.......

I got Pandre now

The pandre Iceland advert is beyond awful. I only wish squoosh had squashed him spider style.

HA!!!!!

It's Parma, Peter Andre Karma.

I've suffered, now you all suffer!

J'adore is my favourite perfume. Now it can be worn no more as it has been presented in the medium of twattery.

Why was Kezza K one of the 'Mumz' that went to Iceland, and PA with the LFHK gets a name check? Is it because they think he is the only dad to ever do parenting?

'Getting a PAndre' may become a euphemism for , erm, something...

I'vw got Pandré. Even DD says 'he never goes to Iceland, I bet he goes to Waitrose'

Choosing your car to match your coat is a bit ... Short sighted, don't you think?

Won't be long and it'll be the live show and well be critiquing the john lewis advert

They should have gone with 'because if you really love your kids (like pandre does) you'll go to Iceland' as a slogan.

At least tonight is considerably shorter than last week's first one.

Lots of quiffy hair about.

This one's got a guitar too.

Bless Bum Fluff

He looks like a parsnip.

Mel B's 'hi' was very breathy and excited...

I don't think his fear was that his parents would be disappointed. I think he realised they'd kidnap him are refuse to let him out til auditions were over talk him out of it.

He DOES look like a parsnip

I prefer his Leeds speaking accent to his Californian singing accent.

Ee dunt tell me, ah know LEEDS

Hot- yup. JL advert soon.

I like this

Shoot me.

Who doesn't love a nibble on a parsnip?