X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

[Raahh]

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week?

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

I definitely did not mean the little girl!

Who calls girls Sydney??

Squoosh how inappropriate

Bet it's not even his sister. He just didn't have a proper 'story'.

Nah. No mawkish story. Just I live with my mum and sister. We get on.

nice boy, bad ear rings

BANDANAS!!!

They want to be the next jedward.

Yay! We need another Jedward, and we need one now. Really.

Twins.

The headbands have to go.

Bonsai Jedward

Louis is in his element now with 2014 jedward

Aww they are so young,

They don't want to be Jedward, cos Jedward were SHIT.

Chav earrings.

squoosh - there's been no pandré on my telly, is he sitting on the arm of your sofa or summat?

Ha! Can you imagine, it would take one hell of a newspaper to whack him to death spider style. But I'd manage it.

He was being greasy on an Iceland ad, cheap crap advertising cheap crap.

Found it hard to fit in what?

Has she mixed up her earrings with her necklace?

Oh goody, music saved my life- BINGO!!

They do want to be jedward because we all still know who jedward are. The fact they can sing might thwart that though.

AAAH crap. I like her already.... I don't want to see her embalmed in pleather and a tunic top.

What does rebelling really badly look like- reading Middlemarch instead of doing your maths homework?

if she doesnt sing well she could do that magic trick with her ear rings

Aren't those earrings the ones some tribeswomen put around their necks to lengthen them?

My 7yo just shouted 'we're not bothered'

Squoosh!