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X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

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Raahh · 06/09/2014 11:15

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week? Grin

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

Wine
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Hassled · 06/09/2014 20:33

Raah - how old is that X Factor Baby of yours now? Off to High School soon - or does it just seem like that long since X Factor began?

CalamitouslyWrong · 06/09/2014 20:33

Why does Mel B look absolutely nothing like she used to? Has there been serious plastic surgery?

MrsSchadenfreude · 06/09/2014 20:33

It's a shame puppies don't come running out of biscuit packets.

squoosh · 06/09/2014 20:34

Peter Andre is a greasy little weirdo.

snice · 06/09/2014 20:34

I was in TopShop the other day with my daughter and they were playing 'Wham Rap' without a trace of irony-now thats proper retro

Hassled · 06/09/2014 20:35

I once knew every word to Wham Rap. I probably still do.

0898 · 06/09/2014 20:36

squoosh - there's been no pandré on my telly, is he sitting on the arm of your sofa or summat?

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 06/09/2014 20:36

I think I'm watching different adverts to you lot...

FelixFelix · 06/09/2014 20:36

We should all be getting regional adverts I think. I get north west even though I'm in leeds Confused

BOFster · 06/09/2014 20:36

Doesn't Mel B get Diet Chef meals delivered? That could be a cover for something more sinister, I suppose. A bit like the mobile library round our way that used to flog cheap speed.

CalamitouslyWrong · 06/09/2014 20:36

I think I had different adverts too.

squoosh · 06/09/2014 20:37

Mel B's littlest daughter is v cute.

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Raahh · 06/09/2014 20:37

Mel has lovely kids.

arf at Louis calling them Brats!

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RudolphUcker · 06/09/2014 20:37

Up from Brizzle and bringing the family.

squoosh · 06/09/2014 20:37

If I was 19 I'd be all over Sydney's junk!

SirNoel · 06/09/2014 20:37

He looks like Tinhead

CalamitouslyWrong · 06/09/2014 20:37

Bringing your little sister isn't going to cut it in the 'making people care' stakes.

squoosh · 06/09/2014 20:38

Jake boy Sydney!

FelixFelix · 06/09/2014 20:38

Sydney is the little girl squoosh Grin

MrsSchadenfreude · 06/09/2014 20:38

Do we have a nice mawkish story here?

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Raahh · 06/09/2014 20:38

I didn't get PAndre either.

Olly Murs sang this at his audition,iirc.

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HotPinkWeaselWearingLederhosen · 06/09/2014 20:38

Blimey squoosh you just perked up Grin

TheFairyCaravan · 06/09/2014 20:38

I like him.

BOFster · 06/09/2014 20:38

He looks even more scally than Tinhead, and that's going some. He was on the mobile run, I bet.

FelixFelix · 06/09/2014 20:38

He would be my teenage dream too. Bleugh