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X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

704 replies

Raahh · 06/09/2014 11:15

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week? Grin

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

Wine
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TheFairyCaravan · 07/09/2014 20:26

She's got weird eyes!

nancy75 · 07/09/2014 20:26

Cheryl chewing a wasp?

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/09/2014 20:26

Noooo! The claw!!

Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:26

She's hideous.

I'm glad i've never heard anything like that before.

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Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:26

SAY NO CHEZZA

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RudolphUcker · 07/09/2014 20:27

My friend works in a bakery and gets free sausage rolls. I don't like sausage rolls though.

BOFster · 07/09/2014 20:27

HAHAAAAAAAAA

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/09/2014 20:27

She's just not a very nice person

TheFairyCaravan · 07/09/2014 20:27

I actually love that Chezza just did that!

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:27

They're saying yes to any simon.

I hate this woman. And she has no idea how not to piss off the only person who matters any more.

Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:27

I really hope she doesn't come back.

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SirNoel · 07/09/2014 20:27

Oh enough already

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:28

They don't like you because you're a horrible person.

RudolphUcker · 07/09/2014 20:28

I think I will audition next year just to get to the room where you watch all this on the big screen. And I will live-thread it for y'all.

Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:28

The backing music is from
'Requiem for a dream'. It is a very harrowing film. Not as harrowing as this woman

This is even worse!

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:28

Why did Louis and Mel say 'yes'. She's awful and an arrogant arse.

Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:29

They are going to say yes noe. Even though she is pitchy and has a terrible attitude.

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TheFairyCaravan · 07/09/2014 20:29

I bet they put her through.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:29

I fear they might say yes now. Please don't.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/09/2014 20:29

Her nasal vibrato is like nails down the blackboard of my soul

Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:30

ARENA

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squoosh · 07/09/2014 20:30

She is more harrowing than the arm being cut off in Requiem for a Dream.

Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:30

Oh dear. Princess looks pissed.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:30

Yawn.

TheFairyCaravan · 07/09/2014 20:30

I hope she goes out at the arenas.