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X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

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Raahh · 06/09/2014 11:15

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week? Grin

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

Wine
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RudolphUcker · 07/09/2014 20:21

Not a medical doctor. Or a Phd Doctor. i'm really more of a DJ Doctor. Its an honorary title.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:21

Dr king Hmm

Also claims to be an entertainer. Always going to be shit.

nancy75 · 07/09/2014 20:21

We really don't need something new, the old stuff is bad enough

TheFairyCaravan · 07/09/2014 20:22

I do love Robbie Squoosh, I'm afraid. SuePurblybuilt tried for years to turn me but it didn't work.

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Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:22

I am petrified too.

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RudolphUcker · 07/09/2014 20:22

She returns. Excellent. Is she forrin?

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:23

I think Mel has styled herself on jennifer Lopez in that awful wedding planner film.

SirNoel · 07/09/2014 20:23

Stacey Solomon has really let herself go hasn't she

RudolphUcker · 07/09/2014 20:23

Her, the Rain (reign?) one.
Surely madey uppy?

nancy75 · 07/09/2014 20:23

that is a truly hideous jacket

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Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:23

Can i just check, we love Mickey Bubbles now, don't we?
Who is this loon? Tell her to shut up. Please let her be crap.

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/09/2014 20:23

Does she ever shut up?

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:24

They love it on twitte because to hear you there.

Also 'alternative' and 'all the chart stuff' suggests she knows fuck all.

I hate her.

squoosh · 07/09/2014 20:24

She looks like stacey solomon......if stacey's face had been put in a vice.

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Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:24

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/09/2014 20:24

I went to LA to make my dream happen... Now I'm auditioning in Gateshead.

RudolphUcker · 07/09/2014 20:24

So what happened to the duvet in LA? Why is she in Gateshead now? WHERE IS THE TWELVE TOG?

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:24

Because they can't hear you there.

No 1 in Russia.

BOFster · 07/09/2014 20:25

Who packs a duvet to go to America? That's rubbishly inefficient. They have shops there.

nancy75 · 07/09/2014 20:25

What's Cheryl's problem? - she hasn't sung yet

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Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:25

Chezza hates her.

For once, I am Taam Chezza

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RudolphUcker · 07/09/2014 20:25

Oh, her mate works at Marc Jacobs and she's ravenous. OK then, she wins.

squoosh · 07/09/2014 20:25

My friend works in Argos. That kicks Marc Jacobs into a cocked hat.

CalamitouslyWrong · 07/09/2014 20:25

I don't think she's auditioning in Gateshead. It looks different to the sage. They might be in the football stadium here.

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Raahh · 07/09/2014 20:26

Shouty shit.

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