X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

[Raahh]

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week?

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

Have we already asked what's going on with Mel's lips?

Comment from the Strictly thread.......

Not long now! I'm wrapping wedding presents and poaching pears while I wait

I think they must be those fabled Nice People I've heard mentioned.

It's not cake, Chez, it's humble pie.

If he gets through- they'll have those braces removed pronto.

He looks like he went for a walk along the seafront in a gale.

Eat a bit of cake?

I've tried to ask what's going on with the whole of Mel's face.

I am here, who schedules all this stuff at bedtime? Feckwits.

I hate Sheeran for forcing a generation of angsty guitar teens with no eyelashes on us.

I disagree with lowering the age group too because we run the risk of being told off. Not that it's stopped us before, it just spoils the run of the thread!

I don't agree with lowering the age limit either. They'd be much better actually getting a basic education and not having their dreams stamped upon on xfactor.

squoosh it sound like a night out with the WI, Nice People are over rated

You need to eat some 'Humble pie' not 'cake' you tit!

mmmm, humble cake

guitar teens with no eyelashes

People hoping to find a twee farmer's market are going to be bitterly disappointed when the rock up at an actual lidl.

The thing is, BGT gets teeny weeny children on, and ancient people. No-one goes on squawking about exploitation on those threads- cos it's family entertainment and has dogs on it.

(Well, there might be people who complain, but I don't watch it).

I cannot watch BGT. The fact a fucking dog won it says everything I need to know.

'Slay the pop dragon'

I like BGT. I liked those nice boys who won this year.

Cal- exactly. That bloody dog is worth more than Simon Cowell, probz.

Get rid of this woman.

Starlight the Misguided Feminist Songwriter
I like her the best. Plus she has her own pleather.

Crap editing. Judges getting the sage Gateshead but now obviously transported to a football stadium with red seats.

Oh dear on this one.

FairyCaravan I'm keeping a stern eye on you since the Robbie Williams revelation last night.

Chrissie Hynde has let herself go hasn't she

This one is a twat. i don't even have to her him.