X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

[Raahh]

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week?

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

I'd be far more inclined to like her if she hadn't worn the hat.

I don't know this song.

I can see why it wasn't picked as a single- has it got a proper tune?

I love the surprise in Simon's voice, as if it's a shock that he's in a singing competition.

Cross posts about the fucking hat.

Bingo - likeability

Sir thank you for saying what i was thinking. I'm not sure how they fit in her mouth.

That song is on Adele's album. DH might have bought it

Oh please. Fuck off Cowell.

I hate Adele anyway. Women in wanker hats singing Adele aren't ever going to do it for me.

Yes but- she will be booted off at Bootcamp, and still won't have a job!

I'm perturbed by the idea of a Strictly thread populated by people being respectful about contestants and making supportive comments.

What's the point??

You're in fucking Gateshead. Have they all been lobotomised?

He's a big lump of baldy man who'd buy you a Blue Wkd in the local Ritzy and try to finger you at the bar.

Squoosh - quite.

I suspect the folks on the thread actually like ballroom dancing, squoosh.

Squoosh- the temptation to slag off everybody is huge. The closest they get is criticising Tess Daly's dress sense (which is dire).

There is a thread with people being nice about people on the telly? what is all that about? Just sounds wrong to me

woo hoo look at that hair

I like ballroom dancing- but if someone has two left feet, and dances like a Fantasia hippo, I like to say so.

Fuck me- it's Wallis Simpson.

WTF!

Coneheads - good film.

And they're probably better human beings than me us.

This woman is an arse. Louis you're a seal.

But she was actually shit. All style no substance. And the style was crap.

I disagree with lowering the age group too.

Because we get titchy kids doing it.

I do like this song though

Why don't you wait a year or so sez Chezza. Meaning, until your braces come off