X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

[Raahh]

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week?

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

tuna

Right. Can't do Keith Lemon- so see y'all tomorrow!

Yes. Sea you all tomorrow.

StoneTheFlamingCrows you need to toughen up lady. No room on this thread for actual emotions.

Squoosh

Can't you cope with Xtra, Raahh?

I'm actually watching Xtra, I was too embarrassed to admit it.

Say- it's just too much excitement in one night.

I'm off till tomorrow.

It's pretty awful Raahh... But I can't help myself!

I'm not sure I like this Sarah Jane woman though- she reminds me of one of the muppets.

But it's good to see we can fill half a thread still, with our drivel critiques

I think I love/hate her. She tries too hard but somehow I can't help liking her....

Same thread tomorrow? And are we doing Strictly?

I'm off to watch Strippers Vs Werewolves on SyFy

I've never watched Strictly. Should I start?

I like the dancing.

Are you watching the orange horrors, Bof?

I might be able to manage it if Brucie has really retired. Is that awful woman still on it though?

I can't do strictly. I'd be even meaner about the whole thing than I am about xfactor! And DH would wonder WTF was going on.

Yy to the orange horrors. Too much with Pandre in the adverts as well.

Tess Daly? Yes and Claudia Winklepiece. I'm not sure if I can take it. Perhaps we should have a separate 'Not quite sure about Strictly' thread.

That's the one. I'm sure someone on this thread said she is five years older than she lets on.

They're so bad I actually don't recognise the songs they're singing.

Strictly thread is interesting but hasnt got the bitch factor (nor any fish puns)

That's the muppet I was thinking of. Number 5. Tellingly, on a site about crap muppet characters.

Which is why I suggest an alternative Strictly thread.

I could call it Strictly Pun Dancing....

(sorry)