X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

[Raahh]

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week?

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

There's a plaice for her at Bootcamp.

FFS. She was SHIT. Why do I still care?

they will mullet over a bit longer now, the judges
Shellfish of them

I think she cod have done better

In everything that you do?

Does the whole family gather round to cry at you gutting 2lb of halibut? No I don't think so

SayCool grin

Oh my cod! Her singing had real sole. She deserves her plaice!!

Snice . Gah.

If only she cod make it to the next round

yes- let her through, we'll be herring much more of her. She cod be good.

:o BOF

They keep playing the Moulin Rouge soundtrack. Maybe it's a subliminal message.

Well I haven't seen her on the fish van that comes down my street. She's clearly not broken into the glamorous end of fishmongering.

See- there is GOLD to be had in fish puns.

I remember when that song had a tuna

She just loves singin. Her and Peter A would LOVE each other.

Calam

See you tomorrow then.

Oh no forgive me. It was a load of pollock

Sad story + crying grandad = success.

I think we should scale back the puns. Save something for a later course.

I did love the episode of auf wiedersehen when Bomber goes "how can something so ugly make a nice noise like that?" when Jimmy Nail sings

I'm ashamed to see that actually got to me a little bit! Think it's cos that sing reminds me of dd - the line "I've known it from the moment that we met" gets me every time!

I agree. The judges would have been pollacks not to put her through.

I hope they have a butcher on next week so I can get to say 'bacon gives me a lardon'.

I'm not saying she was bad, but she cod've done batter.