X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

[Raahh]

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week?

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

I like fish.

at "vercals" Purple

Fishmongering isn't glamorous? Who the fuck knew?

I thought Martine too

Well I thought Tiffany first ...

You're lying

I hope she goes through, Fishy Mary.

She's not from South Shields either. She had to think very hard about where she was from.

Lola the Fishmonger sounds like a Pedro Almodovar character.

I wish she'd have done Molly Malone 'cockles and mussels alive alive oh'

Oh yes, that classic Adele song
Dylan may be a twat, but he didn't deserve that.

Singing from the back of the nostrils. So popular these days.

And no. THis hair colour is inaccurate too. Platinum blonde and absolute black are the only colours available in north east England as far as I can tell.

I want to hear Foghorn On The Tyne.

Wasn't this 'the' audition song of about 4 years ago? And we all screamed 'Dylan' whenever Adele was mentioned?

please put her through JUST so we can call her FishyMAry

Ten bucks says Louis says 'you made it your own'

She chews her words an' all

Rudy

Fishy Lola sings bloo hoo hooooo for blue. They will have to make the ARENA bit longer for her.

'Sole'

Simon has started on the fish puns!

Aw, crying grandad. Bingo.

Her mum may have regulation Geordie hair colour though, so I might let her off.

Let her go through, just for the fish puns that'll appear on our threads.

G'wan, fishy Martine

She just wants a better plaice in life

There a plaice for her in the next round

Wasn't she on Eastenders? She was married to ginger Bradley and then he fell off a roof and died.

She must have gone fishmongering in Newcastle to help with her grief.