X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

[Raahh]

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week?

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

My phone is playing silly buggers. Apologies.

Jaysus, yes, Corden. The Twattermost.

I'm not sure why they'd need to have coincidentally have driven past the estate chez a grew up on. It was definitely out of their way.

Thanks for making an effort

She started to sing when she could talk? Isn't that the start of an Abba song?

I bet when Chezza goes to visit her family she brings security with her to make sure they don't get close enough to touch.

Another'wrong crowd' one.

She still is a teenager, isn't she?

Begone small angst ridden Geordie

Owwwwwwwwwwwwww

I heard that Jimmy Nail song on the radio the other day. That delusional one where he pretends a woman is talking to him.

Flat as a fart

I could tell one of these would be shit- the way they were being set up.

She's awful, very off key.

Fuck me, this tripey old crap that is Hero is 21 years old!

Eek!

This girl is pretending to be from Newcastle. She hasn't used one of the two colours of hair dye available to Geordie girls (platinum blonde and black for those not in the know).

The vercals are not there

Ouch! Glad to have a mute button!

You want this? Oh that's fine then.

Rudolph -you're lying!

(see what i did there??)

Ah fgs. We ALL sang as toddlers, love.
Incy Wincy. Made it my own.

Rudy I know the one you mean, I don't want nobody else, it's over, or summat.

what's martine McClutchbag doing there?

No it wasn't tough. She was shit. End of.

Is this hair colour accurate?

Crocodile Shooooooes was the classic Jimmy Nail song.