X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

[Raahh]

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week?

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

lips in a windtunnel?!

I can't remember him at all either. It says a lot that this got through to the judges houses last time.

This song just sounds like he's been knocking his ex girlfriend about

Oh he's chewing his words, I hate that.

I can't remember him either, my mind only has space for the gift to the singing world that was wee Nicky McDonald.

Louie is sneering, I hope this guy gets a different judge if he get through this time

Yup, Fat Robbie sounds like us.

Now known as 'That slightly scary stalker bloke'

at BOF - poor Fat Rob

Simon is working out how much more weight they can get off him before the live shows

It would have been Big Boned Robbie, actually.
He goes on a bit, doesn't he?

I don't like it. poor guy. I did feel sorry for him last year though as he was good but I dont like this auditon

He sounds a bit like those tins you turn over that go MOOOO.

Fat Robbie makes weird singing faces. And his face has gone very red now.

Although is actual Robbie not fatter than him these days?

I used to call one of my Hamsters fat Robbie, so it works for me

Bof

isn't Robbie Fat Robbie himself these days though?

He could be Backup Fat Robbie.

6 weeks of low carb and they'll have him in pleatherette

Ha Calam!

He sounds a bit like those tins you turn over that go MOOOO

Hahahaha

Isn't giving everything you've got all at once the point of an audition?

Has Jack Walton been on yet? I'm late home!

ROAR at Boffles, he so does

Do we need a spare? Rilly?

See- Simon is doing it again.

0898.

I saw Robbie in July, he was bloody amazing! Much better than Bazza!