X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

[Raahh]

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week?

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

He wishes his hobby was 'pulling girls'.

My psychic powers tell me he's a twat.

They're putting a boooooooybaaaand together montage

squoosh

Why is Mel being so bloody nice?

Oh yes, Louis would bend over backwards for him...

I like Brie, preferably oozing

Seems to be lots of yes's tonight

I like your cynicism 0898.

Louis cannot sing. Don't let him sing.

Are they going to say no to anyone.

ROBBIE!

By 'pulling girls' I should think he meant 'staring miserably at other humans then going home to use up industrial quantities of Kleenex'

Louis hates this one. Obviously.

DP remembers him! Blimey, that is probably taking up space he could actually use.

He's lost a lot of weight.

Louis sent him home. Not a bear fan.

RETURNEE KLAXON!!

I liked him. Louis didn't send him through cos he was tubby, innit.

I have no recollection of this guy whatsoever

Woweee he's lost some timber!

I can't remember him!

Looks better for the weigh loss. Well done him.

He does look a bit like a magician hired for an office party though.

What did we call him? Was it Fat Robbie? That sounds like us.

Don't have a pathetic ex girlfriend thing on xfactor. Noooooooo.

Last time this happened was with Burke.com- Louis ditched her, and when she came back,she won. Simon never let him forget it.

Obviously read that black is slimming, and went for it big style. Even the hair.

What girl wouldn't want a creepy Fat Robbie impersonator back?