X FACTOR- Auditions -WEEK 2! Will we see any more sneaky returnees? 8pm tonight!

[Raahh]

So, after last week, with the super posh Chloe-Jasmine, who has auditioned before (when she was considerably less posh), and Jay James, the ex-Navy guy who had already an album- who will Simon and his mates pretend to be astounded by this week?

Will we see the mean side of Mel B? Will everyone stop fawning over Chezza? Will Louis utter a sentence that makes sense?

And where are the ARENA bits?!

So many questions, so little alcohol.

Off out to buy snacks- see you all later!

Grit is obviously Chezzas word for the day

That piercing looks like a really big spot. I wonder if that was the look he was going for?

I found myself liking this one too. I feel ashamed.

Are they just saying yes to everyone now?

I'm going soft.

Do they say 'sound' in leeds? Thought only Mancs in 1990 said 'sound'.

< that one was squoosh, for her own good really>

The piercing does look like a spot and he does look like a parsnip and still I liked him. What is wrong with me?

I'm not seeing the gorgeous, messen.

And that was Mel B

Raah I've only heard the yoof round here say sound.

What has James used to keep his awful quite up? It looks really weird.

Pets? Does his hair count?

Mum Thinks Son is Talented Shock

Hold the front fecking page

Look at his HAIR.

It's like Beavis. Or Butthead.

I'm not leering over any other contestants after accidentally mixing up the 19 year old man for the 7 year old girl.

I don't want Yewtree after me.

Is that a rubber t shirt?

it's a little Sid Vicious

Is this guys hair actually made of wool?

He IS Beavis/Butthead!

Good voice but they'll have to do something with his hair

with less charisma

If SV had been the softest sack of shit ever.

he looks like him out of Depeche Mode

He looks like your man from the radiobox. Grimshaw? Grimshaw playing Danny Zukko in the school play.

KNOBHEAD