Blinging Up Baby - you know you want to...

[MarchEliza]

I know it's dreadful (Channel 5 after all...) however I am sure I will end up watching this at some point.

Will anyone else watch with me?

Did you see the heels on those shoes? Why would you put them on a 4-year old child? Why? (I am aware that I'm behind)

Her daughter calls her a bitch, and she reacts by sending her to her room to think about it? The hell?

Pageant mum seems to prefer her youngest, or is that just me?

Oh my good god. She said shut up bitch!! I'm sat here like this ????????????????????. My dd would never say that at that age!!! Mental

What example are they setting their little girls. They are not aiming the bar high. That looks and vanity are important. Asking a 3 year year old to show her tan line . Their benefit money is not for this! Tgey are obviously getting too much if they can afford all this!

Oh that was faces

The things that those parents should be teaching like Manners, they are not!

I wonder what makes the judges want to judge these competitions. It's a bit creepy

Fcukfifa - was wondering!
We spent a week in Negril 9 months before DS arrived!!

DH keeps whining at me that our species has too much leisure time!

Pageant mother seems seriously unhinged.

Where do all of them get the money for all this shit?

There are kids that watch TOWIE?

The child having a spray tan looks like she has a liver condition.

Goodness me.

The lot of them are thick

Totally agree Armani. Don't think anyone should be facilitating this weirdness. It's gross. Perfectly average little girls being told they aren't good enough without a stupid impractical dress and a shed load of makeup on.

JUST TO CLARIFY TO ANY BENEFIT BASHERS

Their benefits are not too high. They must be getting money from somewhere else too to be able to afford thousands on dresses. The rest of us lowly scum are also wondering where the money comes from.

The dance routine was like something out of Bad Grandpa

She called her daughter a "sexy girl". KIDS ARE NOT SEXY!

Sienna - I agree. No way do the government give you enough to splash £2500 on a pwetty dwess. I think credit cards or catalogues or boyfriends .

I think I need to stop watching this as the I am feeling insane rage and desire to punch my TV screen.

They're probably up to their eyeballs in debt.

I'm overseas, but my FB feed is full of indignant ranting about this!

I may have missed the point but wth do the Essex girls look like?

Make up, marker pen eyebrows, creosote skin, tight tight clothes and seemingly nothing intelligent to say.

Teach your kids to aim high. How is this helping their self worth?

You really should not be allowed to put make-up on other people, before you learn how to apply it on yourself. "The Clown" is not how make-up should be applied. Ever. Well, unless if you are an actual clown.

These ladies make up is dreadful, trowled it on. Nothing wrong with questioning how tgey can afford this on benefits. I am talking about these mums, not anybody else!

That blonde hair piece is disgusting.

You didn't question how they afford it on benefits. You said their benefits are obviously too high. Which they aren't, or everybody's benefits are too high. Which they aren't.

My very girly, refuses to wear trousers, 4 yr old, got up from bed and walked into the lounge while I was watching it, and said 'yuck'!

I watched it with my jaw dropping further and further to the floor. Hideous.