Blinging Up Baby - you know you want to...

[MarchEliza]

I know it's dreadful (Channel 5 after all...) however I am sure I will end up watching this at some point.

Will anyone else watch with me?

I don't think I'm female, as I personally don't like 'bling' ?!

How many crystals is it safe for a baby to swallow? My DD would have picked each one off and eaten her way through the lot!

Disclaimer: I was only talking about benefits because I wondered where the money came from!

I am going to dig my sewing machine out and get blinging.

and one was on benefits.

Really handcream? That clinches it. She must be shot.

Payment plans for a baby's dress !!!

DH is watching this agog.

He's hooked.

My judgy pants are hoiked up to my ears. Spray tans for babies . Leave those poor kids alone.

I can't help but have a giggle at the women around that table.

How many crystals is it safe for a baby to swallow?

I'm not sure anyone's ever done that experiment neg

Oh. My. God. To quote: "I love your fake eyebrows, said noone. Ever."

The fake tan just looks dirty, like she needs a wash.
So, going on tv to talk about it is going to help with the comments etc?
And how is it turned round?

Just grim!
Yet I can't look away!

I just can't take my eyes off those eyebrows.

I've only just started watching this- how truthful can be with my comments? Because I best not post if I have to watch my tongue.

These mums seem very dim, lacking in any common sense.

Princess and precious. Ffs

Can't believe someone can spend £2500 on a dress that the child will grow out of in about a year. Think of the amazing experiences you could give a child with that money.

Poor children.

You just know they're going to give their stupid mothers hell in a few years.

They're not even stunning kids - what is this teaching them? It's so horrible. When they hit the real world what happens then?

I think this is a free for all dillite. Its hard to watch this objectively.

I will say one thing positive and that's they do love their daughters. But they're not really helping them.

She likes to be like Miley Cyrus??? What has this little girl been watching???

I am utterly agog...

Go for it dillite, no doubt we'll agree with you 100%..

I would disagree however with the mum that just said she's not harming her daughter..

In fairness I think the tans have yet to develop and wash off...