Blinging Up Baby - you know you want to...

[MarchEliza]

I know it's dreadful (Channel 5 after all...) however I am sure I will end up watching this at some point.

Will anyone else watch with me?

Agree completely scouse.

How do they afford all the stuff?

The Essex mum thinks her dd really enjoys all the treatments etc, wonder if she does really?

In the papers she refused to say how she funded this.

These kids will grow up to hate their mothers, and I hope so too

How do these Godawful people afford all the garb?!

Hooters!

Pageant mum is disturbed.

Hooters wtf?!

Hooters??

Hooters outfit! Wtf!

Hooters outfit for a young child. I'm beyond speechless.

I'd love to know the financial side of it, where it comes from.

WTF?!?!?!?!? She's had her inspiration for her daughter's costume from a frickin Hooter's costume?!?!? Does she actually know what Hooters is?!

Pageant mum's bits seem like a spoof fly-on-the-wall style comedy.

'Hopefully they won't have seen anything like a [toddler dressed as a stripper] before.'

It's like she watched Little Miss Sunshine and thought it was an aspirational documentary.

I'm completely gobsmacked, this is horrific!

Where are the dads? I wonder...!

A. Hooters. Girl.

I have exhausted myself with outrage. That is a well-timed ad break.

Blinging Up Baby is nothing more than another Freak Show and should not be given airtime. I saw the trailer during a break in the cricket highlights but nothing on earth would make me watch the whole thing.

They came across even worse on this morning. Very entitled and saying it wasn't anything to do with anyone else!

They really couldn't see what they were doing was wrong and sounded as thick as anything. They will never live this down.

SiennaBlake: perhaps they are borrowing the money. When their daughters become slebs then they'll be able to pay off their debts, obvs.

Think they might be getting a visit from the benefits office tomorrow.

I wonder if they'll end up getting investigated financially. It's happened to a couple off the recent benefits programme. All their skeletons and dodgy dealings have come out.

A couple of people I mean not an actual couple.

I don't think pageant mum realises the concept behind hooters. "I googled, it's a really popular restaurant in America"

Does anyone else think Essex mum is really like Amy Child's?

Hooters.

Hooters.

I'm sorry for repeating myself but HOOTERS???

This is nowt to do with benefits. Lots of people who get state help wouldn't dream of putting their kids into "sexy" outfits and spray tanning them.

Its about the Mothers making really bloody stupid decisions on behalf of their kids.