Blinging Up Baby - you know you want to...

[MarchEliza]

I know it's dreadful (Channel 5 after all...) however I am sure I will end up watching this at some point.

Will anyone else watch with me?

Fortunately this clashes with Long Lost Families. I may just watch it while ironing tomorrow afternoon though:D I had a rant at the ad for it.

"Every woman thinks of their daughter as a doll"

Fuck off. My daughter is more like a ninja or a superhero.

Fake tan.

Way to go about teaching your kids that you will be judged by your looks.

This is actually really depressing.

yes. yes it is isn't it.

My God daughter wanted to be a dinosaur. Putting her in a pageant would have been fun.

'Shut it... Bitch'

Jesus. What is missing from your life that you're okay being called a bitch by your small dd in return for getting her to dress up like a little Essex stereotype and win prizes?

How the fuck can they afford all that shit?
For God's sake women, read a fucking book.

'She's probably be a tom boy if I let her... but I won't'

God how depressing, let the child be herself :(

Hey, lets spray your kid orange.

Not even Peter Andre (who really loves his kids) sprays they orange.

fucking hell!! 'shut up - bitch' ....... words fail me

God that should NOT be allowed

Spray tanning a toddler, how can that be good for her skin?? It'd serve them all right if she had some awful reaction to it and they had to go to the doctors

These mothers need a good shake.

Oh god. The more I watch the more I rage.

Children watching big brother and Towie?

'Friend' Wayne ?

Do preschoolers watch TOWIE and Big Brother? Mine were more into CBeebies at that age.

I'm speechless spray tan and a dummy [Shock]

Did she just say sexy girl to the toddler?!

Sexy Girl?????

Who the fuck calls their 4yo DD, sexy?

How fucking dumb are these 'women'. You are supposed to bring your children up to love and respect themselves, and show them that they are beautiful no matter what, not teach them to change their looks before they're even in a bra, I'm sorry but I am so fucking angry watching these dumb fucks

Oh good. Sexy poses.

'Sexy girl'

Sorry did pagent mum just call her daughter a sexy girl?
These guys are too much