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Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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CalamitouslyWrong · 01/05/2014 21:07

The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

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Halsall · 08/05/2014 20:16

So now we've learned that salt makes things salty, and to freeze things, you put them in the freezer.

Who's giving these tips, Pippa Middleton? Hmm

JustAboutAdeqeuate · 08/05/2014 20:17

John is often nowhere to be seen when the good Michelin starred SuperChefs are around.

catwithflowers · 08/05/2014 20:17

Go Ping Smile

HolyDrinker · 08/05/2014 20:17

Perfect Ping is boring me now. Such a swot.

ohdearitshappeningtome · 08/05/2014 20:17

Why can't they just roast the venison and boil the veg FFs

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 08/05/2014 20:18

I'm here, I'm here. Beet root....noooooo.

catwithflowers · 08/05/2014 20:18

I didn't understand the salty ice cream and possibly adding too much salt. Isn't there a recipe? Surely in a pro kitchen the ingredients would be weighed exactly??

DuffyMoon · 08/05/2014 20:18

What? Not 5 way something...

Ellenora5 · 08/05/2014 20:19

Pings the winner already, I know ohdear, it would be so much easier, some of these elements are bollicks really, cardomom caramel, yuk yuk yuk

catwithflowers · 08/05/2014 20:19

I love beetroot

TSSDNCOP · 08/05/2014 20:19

Angela's getting on my nerves.

Backbone woman!!

I like beet root.

teaandthorazine · 08/05/2014 20:19

Luke is reminding me of Martin the geeky dr from Green Wing (randomly).

I love Hever castle (autocorrect prefers that to be Hefner castle btw).

JustAboutAdeqeuate · 08/05/2014 20:20

Fuck off Gregg, stop trying to make it dramatic by upsetting Ping

teaandthorazine · 08/05/2014 20:20

Textures! Beetroot! Boom!

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 08/05/2014 20:20

Oh lovely guests.

catwithflowers · 08/05/2014 20:20

Oh such interesting guests. I would love to be at this dinner party

Ellenora5 · 08/05/2014 20:20

Are there only three people for dinner?

teaandthorazine · 08/05/2014 20:21

Oh, am watching this on a ten minute delay, just realised Blush

Ignore me.

Ellenora5 · 08/05/2014 20:21

Oh sorry I see there are a few more

HolyDrinker · 08/05/2014 20:21

Luke is Josh from the West Wing. I keep waiting for him to yell out "Donnaaa" when particularly stressed.

DuffyMoon · 08/05/2014 20:21

Imagine being professor of classics at Cambridge ??

Halsall · 08/05/2014 20:21

tea, love the idea of sleazy old Hef hanging out with Henry VIII and his bodacious Tudor babes

rootypig · 08/05/2014 20:21

Ugh Luke it doesn't matter how INTENSE and PERKY and RESPONSIVE you are because your cooking is shit

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 08/05/2014 20:22

Is the pressure...immense?

JustAboutAdeqeuate · 08/05/2014 20:23

My mum once made the mistake Michael did. Hours making the stock for the Christmas gravy and the whole lot went down the drain on Christmas morning.

Burnt isn't in style in this kitchen!