Masterchef 4 ways: in which figs are replaced by burnt cavolo nero

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The other thread will be full before the end of tomorrow's programme (and is running very slow anyway), so here's a shiny new one.

The next programme blurb on the bbc website says that failure is no longer an option, so I assume Greg really was serious about the 'or death' thing.

6 different veg, each cooked in 5 different ways. Holy moly.

No foams for weeks then two in one dinner

I keep forgetting about Michael, everytime India mentions him I think "who" and then I'm "oh ye him"

Fiver says he'll direct a "don't lose your head" gag at Luke.

Can't help thinking that they could have had some fun with a 'beheaded' food theme for Anne Boleyn. A baby turnip lying on a beetroot jus with shards of almond brittle or something...

I hope you all knew that if you use too much salt things will be salty who'd have guessed it

Oh fuck TSS I have a dreadful feeling you may be right

Why would you bother deconstructing a lovely tarte tatin?

pmsl at Holydrinker and beanandspud

I wondered when the deconstructed would come in. But then Anne Boleyn was deconstructed, come to think of it

halsall

Twat

I may have stolen Gregg's joke

The bloke who is the caretaker I mean

Luke's toast tonight.

Halsall, are you Gregg?

Halsall are you Greg.

Is that a ruff you're wearing?

Jesus your man is on about the salt again, he must be the salt chef

Too much salt = too salty. Geddit people?

Boiled beet root :(

Laaavely plate of food!

Erm, no.....

TSSDNCOP I thought for a second you meant Luke was giving a toast at the meal.

I fucking hate beetroot.

And he fancies Jack

S'ok Halsall. I'm John. Im watching in my chef's whites right now.

I reckon Ping might nail this.