THE VOICE- It's SEMI-FINAL time! 29/03 7pm!

[Raahh]

Witty titles are beyond me now. It's got that bad.

Sally is now odds on favourite to win. Of course, this is The Voice - what would they do to a decent winner?

Anyway- the song choices are

The Voice UK song list
TEAM KYLIE
Jamie Johnson
Bonnie Raitt – I Can’t Make You Love Me

Lee Glasson
London Grammar – Strong

Group performance
Kylie Minogue – Into The Blue

TEAM RICKY
Christina Marie
Nancy Sinatra – Bang Bang

Chris Royal
Nat King Cole – Smile

Group performance
The Kinks – You Really Got Me

TEAM TOM
Sally Barker
The Waterboys – The Whole Of The Moon

Bizzi Dixon
George Benson – Everything Must Change

Group performance
Martha & The Vandellas – Dancing in the Streets

TEAM WILL
Sophie May Williams
David Guetta feat. Usher – Without You

Jermain Jackman
Lorde – Royals

Team performance -tbc

First impressions -I can't stand 'Royals' and don't see it suiting Jermain at all.
And there is a Jermain Jackman and a Jamie Johnson- hadn't noticed that before. They should form a duo called J4, or something.

I'm a bit worried about Sally's song, though- seems an odd one for her.

Have we all signed up online for our 4 free votes?

He looks as if he should be serving scones at Blandings.

All blokes are singing in strange deep voices and them their speaking voices sound like Alvin the chipmunk

So busy looking at sheds that suit nearly passed me by - WTF has he got on?

But Calam, he is supposed to be going for tweedy hipster.

Ohwhat- The banana splits were great. That, was not.

Oh look- Kylie is crying, what a surprise.

Cal

Jamie perturbs me as he doesn't possess a neck

Kylie's necklace doesn't work on tv. It looks like she's got a fly on her neck.

It was emotional. ..

They missed tweedy hipster by a country mile with that suit.

tom is a terrible colour

Someone needs to swat Kylie

High praise from S'Tom.

And jelly he has twenty too many teeth.

Arf @Blandings

One positive for Kylie. Her dress is much improved from the weird bondage thing of two shows ago,

Indeed fuckery!

Jermain is singing one of the most irritating songs of recent months. IMO

Jermain is a very earnest individual.

The jumper!!

I hope that wardrobe put him in Hammer pants.

Well I think they've all been Amazing.

They've all been on an Amazing musical journey.

I am so glad my kids don't do this. I don't want to be filmed doing my shopping

The jumper is great- it's like Borgen, the Acrylic Years.

No. He's in all white. With snow on the monitor behind him.

More weird deep singing.

Oh goody- the cut and paste was wrong again- I'm pleased that Vintage is singing my hated song.

Although I'm not that keen on this.

Strange pronunciation of you.