THE VOICE- It's SEMI-FINAL time! 29/03 7pm!

[Raahh]

Witty titles are beyond me now. It's got that bad.

Sally is now odds on favourite to win. Of course, this is The Voice - what would they do to a decent winner?

Anyway- the song choices are

The Voice UK song list
TEAM KYLIE
Jamie Johnson
Bonnie Raitt – I Can’t Make You Love Me

Lee Glasson
London Grammar – Strong

Group performance
Kylie Minogue – Into The Blue

TEAM RICKY
Christina Marie
Nancy Sinatra – Bang Bang

Chris Royal
Nat King Cole – Smile

Group performance
The Kinks – You Really Got Me

TEAM TOM
Sally Barker
The Waterboys – The Whole Of The Moon

Bizzi Dixon
George Benson – Everything Must Change

Group performance
Martha & The Vandellas – Dancing in the Streets

TEAM WILL
Sophie May Williams
David Guetta feat. Usher – Without You

Jermain Jackman
Lorde – Royals

Team performance -tbc

First impressions -I can't stand 'Royals' and don't see it suiting Jermain at all.
And there is a Jermain Jackman and a Jamie Johnson- hadn't noticed that before. They should form a duo called J4, or something.

I'm a bit worried about Sally's song, though- seems an odd one for her.

Have we all signed up online for our 4 free votes?

Emma's dress was fitted on someone with a bigger bust.

I am such a bad mother of swearing teenagers

I have found a house that looks like Will

This is the one who looks like

He said shit. It was really not worth the apology.

Disgruntled fools will be rustling their daily mails looking for somewhere to complain to anyway though.

I wish Kylie would stop trying to be cool

Speaking of hair and shit, kylie has shitty hair. Looks like she dyes it with Shaders and Toners.

Arf, at the will shed.

I love the Will Shed, Nancy!

Dh just did a will impersonation-"you really tore up that mother fucker-now that's swearage"
Coffe whilst kyles pollutes screen.

This one is dressed for the wrong decade.

Jame's mini will be more famous than him. Fact.

Don't like this song, done to death on these shows.

Shaders and toners!

at shed.i.am

God, this is fucking dull, isn't it?

See what this show does to me, I need more excitement than boring songs and Will sheds

This song is beautiful.............. Bonnie Raitt's version is sublime! He is doing a good job here!!!

Love the shed

However, it is a great showcase for his lounge singing abilities.

His teeth are too even. They scare me a bit.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

raah la la la! lala la la!
God what a dirge.

I liked that.

Aw I think he looks very smart old gimmer

Hey be styled him as a dateless nerd going to the under sea dance in back to the future.

He's like all the Rick Astley impersonators on Stars In Their Eyes. I keep waiting for Matthew Kelly to pop out from behind Emma.