THE VOICE- It's SEMI-FINAL time! 29/03 7pm!

[Raahh]

Witty titles are beyond me now. It's got that bad.

Sally is now odds on favourite to win. Of course, this is The Voice - what would they do to a decent winner?

Anyway- the song choices are

The Voice UK song list
TEAM KYLIE
Jamie Johnson
Bonnie Raitt – I Can’t Make You Love Me

Lee Glasson
London Grammar – Strong

Group performance
Kylie Minogue – Into The Blue

TEAM RICKY
Christina Marie
Nancy Sinatra – Bang Bang

Chris Royal
Nat King Cole – Smile

Group performance
The Kinks – You Really Got Me

TEAM TOM
Sally Barker
The Waterboys – The Whole Of The Moon

Bizzi Dixon
George Benson – Everything Must Change

Group performance
Martha & The Vandellas – Dancing in the Streets

TEAM WILL
Sophie May Williams
David Guetta feat. Usher – Without You

Jermain Jackman
Lorde – Royals

Team performance -tbc

First impressions -I can't stand 'Royals' and don't see it suiting Jermain at all.
And there is a Jermain Jackman and a Jamie Johnson- hadn't noticed that before. They should form a duo called J4, or something.

I'm a bit worried about Sally's song, though- seems an odd one for her.

Have we all signed up online for our 4 free votes?

Why is he dressed as though he's a nurse in The Priory?

this is like a gospel church version of this song

Fuck me - I can't take much more of this. Why is he doing that strange low noise?

Flat as Stanley

So he's not doing lorde then?

He's going to sprout wings?

this ones a bit eurovision methinks

or an evangelical church version

I wonder if he'll skydive into the crowds like Jaws did with Roger Moore?

tea- no, the list I had was wrong. Bugger

Oh wings would have been amazing

Nasty, and not in a good way

He's like a 64 year old teenager.

It would have got my vote if he was raised up into the air like an angel. Missed a trick there bbc.

I wonder if Jermain'll be wheeled out to sing at the next Labour party conference. cos he won't be a pop star

Kylie is just so plastic. I almost miss jessie j.

No. The range on the song was not good. The low bits were dire.

Tbh am slightly relieved raahh

They definitely missed a trick, with no wings.

He has got an incredible range- from white suits to polyester jumpers.

Coco: yes, they definitely missed a trick there.

Well, tea- I can already hear how awful Vintage is going to sound singing it, so she will be for the push.

Did you all hear the Beeb have commissioned two more series?

Retro futuristic sophistication. That's the sentiment behind that bloody thing on her head then.

Obviously she's doing lorde cos she's wearing lorde's lippy