THE VOICE- It's SEMI-FINAL time! 29/03 7pm!

[Raahh]

Witty titles are beyond me now. It's got that bad.

Sally is now odds on favourite to win. Of course, this is The Voice - what would they do to a decent winner?

Anyway- the song choices are

The Voice UK song list
TEAM KYLIE
Jamie Johnson
Bonnie Raitt – I Can’t Make You Love Me

Lee Glasson
London Grammar – Strong

Group performance
Kylie Minogue – Into The Blue

TEAM RICKY
Christina Marie
Nancy Sinatra – Bang Bang

Chris Royal
Nat King Cole – Smile

Group performance
The Kinks – You Really Got Me

TEAM TOM
Sally Barker
The Waterboys – The Whole Of The Moon

Bizzi Dixon
George Benson – Everything Must Change

Group performance
Martha & The Vandellas – Dancing in the Streets

TEAM WILL
Sophie May Williams
David Guetta feat. Usher – Without You

Jermain Jackman
Lorde – Royals

Team performance -tbc

First impressions -I can't stand 'Royals' and don't see it suiting Jermain at all.
And there is a Jermain Jackman and a Jamie Johnson- hadn't noticed that before. They should form a duo called J4, or something.

I'm a bit worried about Sally's song, though- seems an odd one for her.

Have we all signed up online for our 4 free votes?

Bloody hell, Squoosh!

Sooooooo glad Vintage is out. Going to do a little happy dance.

And Enrique has an auntie who's about 35 years younger than him.

How is she going to get that lipstick off?

Only a 62 year age difference. That's nothing!

Sophie can go back to the care home and entertain the old folks any time. That old man said so.

Yay!!

Did he thank Will then, or God?

Love the Iglesias family tree.

He will probably work with Sophie. She will be his 'helper' next year like Leah.

Thank god its over.

See you all next week, bring lots of booze. We're going to need it

Vintage gone!! Can't believe there's another series! Blind auditions are good then it gets pants

People of the uk. Just. Don't. Apply.

How bloody old was julio's dad?
Oh well it's Sally if they give her a good song.

They must be paying the band a lot to sit through that

Ricky and Christina-Mareeeeee are deffo boffing.

I have that bottle of free champagne for next week!

I might need to drink it all.

Bye til next week everyone!

Next week, i will definitely have booze.
The night of the last final, I'd spent the day drinking cocktails for my sister's 40th. I was a bit squiffy.

I had black cherry. Mum "lost" it.
Bye all, I'm off to win the lottery again.

See you all next week!

The Iglesias family tree is fascinating though!

I don't want to like him, but I kind of like Ricky. He's doing BBC 6 too, don't know how he swung that alongside this shit.

Hey ho toodle-pip!

Julio Sr was born in 1915. He had two kids in the 1940s and two in the 2000s.

Mastermind is calling me. 'Hello John Humphrey my specialist subject is the life and shags of the Julio Iglesias's Snr and Jr.'

I just read that Julio Snr had a boy in 2004 and a girl in 2006! And that he was a gynaecologist!

FFS that's two hours of my life I will never get back. Does anyone else really not give a shit who wins? (though I have been perving a bit over Ricky though so not a total waste of time)

Julio jnr has 8 kids. 3 around enrique's age and 5 much, much younger.