THE VOICE- It's SEMI-FINAL time! 29/03 7pm!

[Raahh]

Witty titles are beyond me now. It's got that bad.

Sally is now odds on favourite to win. Of course, this is The Voice - what would they do to a decent winner?

Anyway- the song choices are

The Voice UK song list
TEAM KYLIE
Jamie Johnson
Bonnie Raitt – I Can’t Make You Love Me

Lee Glasson
London Grammar – Strong

Group performance
Kylie Minogue – Into The Blue

TEAM RICKY
Christina Marie
Nancy Sinatra – Bang Bang

Chris Royal
Nat King Cole – Smile

Group performance
The Kinks – You Really Got Me

TEAM TOM
Sally Barker
The Waterboys – The Whole Of The Moon

Bizzi Dixon
George Benson – Everything Must Change

Group performance
Martha & The Vandellas – Dancing in the Streets

TEAM WILL
Sophie May Williams
David Guetta feat. Usher – Without You

Jermain Jackman
Lorde – Royals

Team performance -tbc

First impressions -I can't stand 'Royals' and don't see it suiting Jermain at all.
And there is a Jermain Jackman and a Jamie Johnson- hadn't noticed that before. They should form a duo called J4, or something.

I'm a bit worried about Sally's song, though- seems an odd one for her.

Have we all signed up online for our 4 free votes?

Wtf! My ears are bleeding

Will can't believe how bad it is.

Is kylie here to plug her own tune??

Arf at Squoosh.
She is missing half words.
Will looks like piss/nettles again. Not a fan Bill?

So the boys became backing singers for kylies new single! Oh dear

Dd just said are the words to this song "it's about my loo" dd is 8, even she knows Kylie is crap

I'm not sure that'll have convinced anyone it's a good tune, if it is a plug.

Squoosh - you just made me laugh out loud!

Ok
I have been letting DD do my hair so I can mumsnet.
She has just said that it's finished and 'the unicorn horn bit is the best '

I have 20 plaits and one she has crafted upright at the front.

There could be a career for her as a the voice stylist pag.

Pag- aww. Unicorn chic.

Has anyone been watching that hair thing on bbc 3? I think pag's DD could be a good contender for winning that.

I quite like the hair thing, I like the orange haired woman

I am now mning in the dark for the next hour! Apologies if my typing goes awry somewhat!!!

She's also mentioned a la hairdresser chit chat that her butt cheeks are called Bob and Dylan

Oh I can't watch that, it made me feel Ill.

I like the orange haired woman too. I was very glad when the annoying 40s vintage woman went out.

Cal- the hair thing is one of my guilty pleasures. Very interesting creations

Unicorn chic

That's better hairdresser chit chat than holidays.

YY to Dominique

More judge twatwankery.

Fair enough, Bill.

S'Toma wants to say 'Fuck off with your stupid question'

I love it when they get them to produce a haircut no one will ever ask for on a doll's head. The bowl cut was a particular joy. The voice stylists obviously took inspiration for the one with the curlers and set for Sally's bouffant styles in previous episodes of this.