THE VOICE- It's SEMI-FINAL time! 29/03 7pm!

[Raahh]

Witty titles are beyond me now. It's got that bad.

Sally is now odds on favourite to win. Of course, this is The Voice - what would they do to a decent winner?

Anyway- the song choices are

The Voice UK song list
TEAM KYLIE
Jamie Johnson
Bonnie Raitt – I Can’t Make You Love Me

Lee Glasson
London Grammar – Strong

Group performance
Kylie Minogue – Into The Blue

TEAM RICKY
Christina Marie
Nancy Sinatra – Bang Bang

Chris Royal
Nat King Cole – Smile

Group performance
The Kinks – You Really Got Me

TEAM TOM
Sally Barker
The Waterboys – The Whole Of The Moon

Bizzi Dixon
George Benson – Everything Must Change

Group performance
Martha & The Vandellas – Dancing in the Streets

TEAM WILL
Sophie May Williams
David Guetta feat. Usher – Without You

Jermain Jackman
Lorde – Royals

Team performance -tbc

First impressions -I can't stand 'Royals' and don't see it suiting Jermain at all.
And there is a Jermain Jackman and a Jamie Johnson- hadn't noticed that before. They should form a duo called J4, or something.

I'm a bit worried about Sally's song, though- seems an odd one for her.

Have we all signed up online for our 4 free votes?

I really wouldn't want to be charged with singing with Tom. How do you come out of it looking good?

No one can compete with sir toma.

Tom turns it up to 11

I bet she goes to GAY

how surprising!

Arf at squoosh

So it's all about youuuuuuuu again Kylie.

It was so obvious that's where she was going.

I look like an idiot rolling about on one of those balls whenever I use one.

They will all be loved at GAY.

if she's the best, he needs to get out more.

That guy's head looks like a bust of Olly Murs if it had been modelled by the blind girl in that Lionel Richie video.

They remind of sitting on a gym ball when pregnant.

squoosh

Oh they have all got autotune on. Ridiculous and still awful.

Hahaha squoosh

It's kylie "nasal" minogue.

Kylie is the world's premier nose singer. Bar none!

Look how much production Kylie gets to distract from the fact she can't sing.

Wow! this is bloody awful

Squoosh

This is a dreadful song. And i thought she was singing about balloons.

Or balloo in the Jungle Book

I have a gym ball to sit on a work when I fancy it. I always feel like an idiot doing it, and my office mates laugh.

Kylie has the sex appeal of a cushion. I really dont get it .